IMPORTANT QUESTION!! ALL BOTBRS MUST ANSWER

188019

would you rather have $500K or dinner with jay-z

188020

500k

188021

dinner with jay-z

188023

ok but like the knowledge you could gain from jay-z in that single dinner might be worth more than $500K

188024

500 jay-z's

188025

also shoutouts to simpleflips

188026

500k!!!

188027

Double it and give it to the next person

188028

i would simply use the 500k to grow my own army of jay z clones and have as many dinners with them as i desired

188031

well I'm not sure I want to go to a dinner with jay z at all, I don't know him personally...

(but $500k is fine, thanks!)

188032

I don't even know what Jay Z looks like so I'd easily have to go with the 500k

188033

I choose to eat jay-z and also the 500k part

188034

500k

I'm either too old or too weeb, I had to google Jay-z ^^.

188035

I would have dinner with Jay-Z's financial advisor. That's where all of the REAL knowledge is. Just sayin.

188036

if I ever get to the point where I'm watching the internet funnyman this is a reference to live, I will literally do a chat donation with Gotenks' angle

188038

From another perspective, this question becomes "would you pay $500K to have dinner with Jay-Z". While Jay-Z seems like an interesting person, that's too steep for me.

188041

I was considering taking the dinner and auction it, but it seems dinners auctioned in Celebrity Fight Night don't typically reach 500K, and I don't think I can do better. So, money it is.

188042

I dinner with Jay-Z and then collab with him

188047

Who is jay-z

188048

I take the money and run

188049

500k would be so useful, like wow

188056

fuck jay-z he hasnt made anything good in decades

188076

even 56k would be great... :)

188079

@nitrofurano y'mean $5600k? 😏😏

188082

500k $
💰 🤑 💸 💲 🪙 💶 🤑 🤑 🤑

188109

the only thing I know from Jay Z is that "Watch The Throne" album he collabed with Kanye - and I liked that album, I think, more than I expected anyway. So idk, maybe he'd be fun to have dinner with.

But with 500k I could snap my fingers and be completely debt free, so I'd much rather do that.

188110

perhaps dinner evolves into a hostage situation with a $500K ransom?

188121

500k could put me through college, get me a car, and I could probably get some neat music production stuff.
Jay-Z… I mean, I don’t know the guy.

188123

I wonder if I could get Jay-Z to give me 500k

188125

Easy. 500k.

188141

500 thousand us dollars will be a little bit interesting to try and explain to my domestic english bank account where it came from, so maybe the best way to stay out of trouble is to take the hit and listen to jayz go on and on

188154

a dinner with $500k

188189

500k...what has jayz done for me

188195

500k

188198

$500k.

188206

$500k

Nothing against Jay-Z, but...

188207

500k
Imagine buying a massive screen so you can see 64 channels in OpenMPT without having to scroll horizontally :D

188216

I would take 500 boons over dinner with Jay-Z.

188218

$500k, i dont have money to buy Famicoms/

188230

the question isn't the right order of magnitude IMO. for it to be an interesting question at all to me, the number would be something like $2k. that's MAYBE what I might be willing to pay for dinner with him. even $10k makes the question a no-brainer, so $500k is just silly.

188236

*turns the Chaos dial to 11*

Steal $500k from Jay-Z, take him to dinner and pay for his meal, reveal where the money came from while laughing evilly, sprint out of the restaurant and spend the rest of it before you get arrested.

188288

Depends what we would have for dinner.
If it would have been chicken katsu curry i would pick that option 100%

If there would be no katsu curry, i would just get 500k BUTT in all in one dollar bills, so it would be so much trouble to actually pay it out, it would be easier for whoever is organising this excessively generous giveaway to serve very good plate of crispy chicken katsu with curry sauce on rice.

188338

I would have $500k for dinner with Jay-Z, but I'd not eat most of it and bring the rest home for leftovers.

199542

I have been given confirmation from Lonestar1147 that money is preferable to dinner with jay-z

199543

the things i could do with $500k

199547

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for ya son

I got 99 problems but a hypothetical scenario involving the choice between a huge sum of money that could grant life changing experiences or a potentially even more life changing experience with one of the most influential artists in american culture worth more than any possibility with the allotted amount of money mentioned previously ain't one

199548

ill have to double it and give it to the next person

199549

5 dollars

199550

i would like to meet jay-z. think of all the things you may learn from the wisest founder of young thug city

199558

dinner with jz can't buy an analogue 64 and four 8bitdo controllers

199562

i choose unlimited bacon, games but no games

199586

i take the $500k, then i manifest a jay-z tulpa in my mind so i can have dinner with him every single day. this is how i win.

199588

Shoutouts to simpleflips

199589

where is my 500k I was the first to say it

199590

I'd take the $500k

199593

nice

199594

$500K would be nice!

199600

Is he just a normal Jay-Z, or does he double in size every day?

199628

Eh. I'd just take the $500k, then make sure to set some of it aside for taxes.

199636

500k fat dollers for uni tuition

199665

*googles jay-z*
I'll take that 500k, there's a house and a fancy oscilloscope to buy ~

199699

-Chooses Dinner with Jay-Z
-Kidnaps Jay-Z
-Ransom is way more than 500k
-Profit

199805

i go to college dawg. i need dat 500k

199806

8 months after my previous answer, I've had time to think about this question further, and to reconsider my answer.

And my answer

is that I'd still take the damn 500K

199813

ok but like the knowledge you could gain from simpleflips in that single dinner might be worth more than $500K

199887

Could buy alot of Gameboys with that 500k.........

'I got 99 problems but chiptune ain't one'

201121

500k for sure :)

201198

500k i'm desperate for money rn

201282

$500,000

201326

I'll just take like 500$ to buy that special edition Pokemon DSi and some DS games and give the rest to Jay-Z

201430

500k, That would solve many problems recently slammed upon me in recent months. I would have enough to fix the broken things around me (actual things that has been put off for far too long) and would have a good chunk left over for the other things that isn't as important but needed at some point and save the rest after a getting a few things I wanted. I would silently solve my issues and nobody would know, I do not need the attention.

201438

500k ez
multiple playdate consoles will solo
or maybe one of those funni ah trackers like m8

(plus idk who jayz is, and getting a ransom from that guy with my weak ah self would be impossible)

201467

dinner! .. and get him to invest $500 million in my ventures.

either way, his current financial advisors are probably ripping him off. i'd stuff his fortunes in passive index funds and take the lowest cut on the market, it'll yield more than 500k in just a year

201530

with 500k I could have dinner with somebody I actually want to have dinner with (like my significant others who live a couple states away)

201549

i would treat my good frienb jay z to a 500k dinner with my recently acquired wealth

201552

500k easily but if the dinner was with metaroom id take that in an instant