Caffeinator, meant to tell you I really like your username! Also, you said I'm partly responsible for your initial involvement here, which is pretty wild to me. I hope everything is going well on your end.
Coffee is one of life's many pleasures, and one of the few truly artisanal foodcrafts out there - as someone with a Barista certificate (tm) I respect the addiction.
That being said.... you better not be a person who takes creamer!!! Full cream milk ONLY (I'll accept milk alternatives begrudgingly, but NO CREAMER)