Six-Word Stories :: BotB Academy

Write a six-word story! Anything goes.

"Stop murdering!" "Why?" "Because it's ILLEGAL"

"Fall down stairs, hurt your bum!"

"Pass go. Don't collect 200 dollars."

i came, i saw, i came

what is this 8-bit poop crap

I toke. I want to kill.

This is a six word story

MMYV is Peace, MMYV is Truth

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Comparison of Phazon and Hoboware's computer

awareness of one's actions is key

I gave up; failure was inevitable.

"Don't inject drugs, you'll get high"

"The month is October, I'm sp00ked!!"

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haha get it
'word'

he never got to finish his

Tick tock tick tock tick tick

Tried to go meta, but failed...

Nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine

not enough for a .sho file

I saw some crazy stuff yesterday.

hi i'm frogluigi i love you ^o^

I said go away! I'm depressed!

Don't sue me! I did nothing!

gengar why? i will hug u ^o^

I am hungry, I'll buy food!

What is going on over here?

I've been wondering the same thing.

There and back again, the end.

"You're gay." "You too." "Love you!"

Leper to prostitute: "keep the tip."

Rap music; voice of black people.

I liked him.
He loved her.

Fear of dark, the Hopeless Romantic

This story still has six words

Yeah, I agree with you, Zilla.

MKSTAR26 why's the topic three words?

three times two does equal six

"But tomorrow's our anniversary..." "Tomorrow was."

Gengar gives everyone a big hug!

womp womp womp womp womp womp!

make chip tunez; get turnt up

One last hit. Death by overdose.

I met my soulmate. She didn't.

I wrote a story! Just because.

Kukas Kukarsson, a Hopeless Romantic too.

Isn't this going on too long?

no dimwiddy, THIS is long 8=======================D

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the dik counts as another word

This joke has too many applications...

"I can't go on! Goodbye, world!"

_{Please note that I am alive and well}

Edit: Gengar's story's more than six words!!!

(Old version: Hey, "Please note that I am alive and well" has more than six words!)

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, and Amigaaaaaaa!

I was unwillingly forced into this.

Whoops, I shot it - oh, well

raphaelgoulart, your accusation is too large

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you used more than six words

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why did you do this raphaelgoulart

People use more than six now?

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That is one too many here

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This thread is losing its touch

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come on guys step it up

"Dying sucks." "We need conclusive evidence."

hey golgi i fixed my phrase!

wow good job gold star wooooooooooooooow

ooga booga nooga dooga ooga booga

Oops, I totally broke the sixwordlimit!

well...technically that is six words

I'd love to believe in this.

did everyone run out of ideas

hi golgi, is your refrigerator running?

I'm sorry, I forgot about this.

Most of these aren't even stories!
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Of course, I'm being a hypocrite.
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Oh well, we're having fun anyway.

No longer are there rabbits afoot.
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Dwell in the well of you.
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Take me out to the ballgame.
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Amid the blowing reeds I lie.
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Wallpaper, flies and a nuclear dick.
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Tangible, intangible you. Don't turn around.
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Quell the violent passions of youth.
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Recline among fronds in the pond.
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O, how he steers my dirigible!
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Touch hearts larger than a thimble.
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My love is a funny thing.
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The storm outside, I become submerged.
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A string of banners and friends.
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Maybe someday it will make sense.

I'm a loaf, you are not.

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Kukas Kukkarson products are so good!!

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MovieMovies1 makes another PC88 mockup picture

Indulgence of love, cycle of hate.
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Son loves another's son, Father disagrees.
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"He can't love him. Needs prayer."
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Marriage ceremony. Father didn't show up.
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Two years later, Father's medical issues.
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Father calls Son; Son never answers.
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Son never answers; all these years.
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Father's medical issues; excessive to handle.
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Dad dies. Son didn't see funeral.
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Father's will; Son sees note -- finality.
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"Just wanted t'say, I forgive you."
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"I love you, son. I'm sorry."
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Different viewpoints persist, Father's "forgiveness" unforgiven.
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Father missed Son; Son resented Father.
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Father passed alone, Son suppresses regrets.
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Son lived happily with his husband.
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Indulgence of love, cycle of hate.
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I know I'm milking the format.
But whatever. Mediocre art school story.

Father revived, indulged in homosexual frivolity

Sure, I'll try to come up with some.

"Why so much drama?" - "Just because."
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Fell asleep, missed all my classes.
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I wrote some music; it sucks.
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No but seriously, it really sucks.
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Mario wins, but Princess ain't here.
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Had a story, ran out of

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How about some short stories and fairy tales?

Turtle and hare race. Turtle wins.
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Little Red Ridinghood lives; grandma rejoices.
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Hansel: "No more witch." Gretel: "Hurray!"

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In this bit, I tried to summarise all six Star Wars films as best I could.

A New Hope:
Luke uses the Force; destroys Deathstar.
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The Empire Strikes Back:
Luke discovers his father's true identity.
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Return of the Jedi:
Luke kills dad, then regrets it.
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The Phantom Menace:
Jar-Jar Binks is awful. Also politics.
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Attack of the Clones:
Jedi Council hires army. More politics.
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Revenge of the Sith:
Jedi, Padmé and Anakin's limbs die.

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How about the Back to the Future trilogy?

Back to the Future:
Marty and Doc save Marty together.
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Back to the Future 2:
Marty and Doc save Marty again!
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Back to the Future 3:
Marty saves Doc himself this time.

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Let's give Toy Story a shot.

Toy Story:
Buzz isn't a space ranger??
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Toy Story 2:
Woody makes friends; they retrieve Andy.
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Toy Story 3:
Andy is old. Farewell, dear toys.

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Hey this is fun! How about some miscellaneous movies?

2001 - A Space Odyssey:
Holy shit, I'm tripping balls.
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Inglourious Basterds:
What if Hitler was an idiot?
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Pulp Fiction:
Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
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Fight Club:
Thou shalt not talk about this.

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Sorry I went overboard so much. I hope at least some of these are good.

Sorry I went overboard so much.

Hope some of these are good.

Dammit, I totally dropped the ball. I really should have known better!

Go, go, go!.... look out! Stop!

Damn, I really dropped the ball.

I really should have known better.

jrlepage why are you doing this

滞圧疲硬求緩 (opps not chinese)
トラッカー紡がれたコード異電子の滝 (boo! this is senryu(*1) and not six-word!)
*1: not haiku because no kigo!

Got back home. No one's home.

Sudo, your story contains seven words!

Consciousness became the by-product of survival,

Merely a tool to serve nature.

Through the indifferent, void weary eyes

Of The All, The Old One,

A mass is wandering through space

Driven by the chaotic, functional task

of masskin propagation(quite infinitesimally so).

The Now has become quite different.

The mass is part of a lineage

Through which all, opposing environmental changes

Were usurped, dominated, conquered and trumped.

The Now has become quite different.

The mass requires a new array

Of techniques in order to navigate

What The Now is currently demanding.

The mass has developed the you.

The you provides a new integration

Of guidance through the finite naught

In which The Now eternally resides.

The you has become quite complex,

Has progressed across many novel functions

Which have proven to further secure

And ensure the mass' environmental domination.

What a dynamic product it is.

The you ascribes internalized logic to

Senses long allotted to the mass

And steers obliviously through its framework,

assuring Now dictated management functions.

Propagation is secured, as was always.

Mass apportioned senses decline, as always,

And The Now still remains, unflinching.

Yet the mass continues to wander

Ahead and across The Old One,

The All. The endless, voided chaos.

And here, the you does not.

hey what's up? not much! ****boom****

Today is tomorrow's footstep; endless journey.

wow man don't put your penis,

It read: "ESCAPE WHILE YOU CA—"

I regret eating the whole thing

That sounded better in my head.