Question of the Day :: BotB Academy

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Stealing business from the podcast since Right Now, 2014

So yeah, let's share our answers here

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DAY 1: If you could instantly master any instrument, which one would you choose? Why?

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Classical Piano, so I can immediately transition to synthesizers and never touch classical music again. :P

I could probably just wish for magical synth powers from the start but that seems somewhat less fun somehow.

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PC/Laptop Keyboard
Lame jokes aside, actual keyboard

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I'd definitely choose keyboard.

But I might be tempted to say guitar.

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i want to play teh bassoon but its kinda hard for a doge

ROOF

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Recorder, because it's beautiful.
(Actually piano because you can use both hands to play, as opposed to having to use one hand to strum or pluck or whatever you do with other instruments.)

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I've always wished I could play flute. That's one instrument that I've just never had any luck with. I think the shape of your lips really does make a difference.

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even tho i can somehow play the piano, i still want to get better at it.

(after 4 years of education on how to play percussion now i want to play piano, isn't that great)

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DEFINITELY the Kalimba,
on account of a few things: it's portable, it sounds really pretty, and it's weird and different! I just really like it....

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boring answer, but definitely piano, especially jazz piano.

outside of piano probably something like guitar or saxophone

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DAY 2: You need to make music, but your usual equipment (software, synths, instruments, etc.) has all vanished. What do you do?

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That's where I give up on the idea of making music and program things!

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"You need to make music, but your usual equipment (software, synths, instruments, etc.) has all vanished."

This was pretty much May and half of June for me (in chipmusic terms). My way of coping was to do my coursework, spend time at the piano, and try working more with sheet music. Ultimately this resulted in me getting incredibly frustrated and getting various tracker withdrawal symptoms because it's just not the same. :(

Had I not had access to any instruments whatsoever I think I may've somehow gone more insane than I did that month.

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day 2 would be the spend lots of money day

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does this include my computer? if not, i just redownload some DAW

if it does include it, i'll find a microphone somewhere and learn how to multi-track compose music using only sounds from my body

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I'd probably first cry, then later figure out where everything went. weirdos in tthis thread not worrying about all their stuff just vanishing.

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i'd just hum

or take a sheet of paper and pretend i'm beethoven

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DAY 3: You go to a party, and must choose the opening song. What do you play?

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Napalm Death - You Suffer

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John Cage - 4'33

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Mr C. the Slide Man - Cha Cha Slide

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Paul & Storm - Opening Band

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Passenger Of Shit - Staple Tape Worms On My Penis

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ooh, i like this one.

go big or go home, kick it off with tristendo - haters goina hate

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chariots of fire

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Stout Hearted Men - Shooby Taylor

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DAY 4: You listen to a song with vocals, and hear the word "hey". What do you immediately expect to come after?

_{(my personal answer is "now, you're an allstar")}

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you

_{Pink Floyd}

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maaaaaaaan!!!

_Anthrax

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jude

the buggles

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TEACHAH, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE

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ho

that annoying song that is on the radio a lot - the lumineers - ho hey

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Annoying songs with HEY in order of annoyance:

" " there delilah
" " soul sister
" " macarena

Non-annoying song that has been overplayed:
Hey Ya - OutKast

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I actually think of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhSWDd73Q4

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I was going to say Hey Ya by Andre 3000, but Moot's got that covered.

I always expect "kid" after hey, because I've been listening to a lot of Death Grips.

SAY HEY KID SAY HEY KID SAY HEY KID COME PLAY DEAD

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You! Get off of my cloud!

(Are we supposed to put the artist as well? Rolling Stones.)

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DAY 5: What do you want your last words to be?

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'carlos, get your finger outta there!'

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Hello, I'm Slimeball a.k.a Sylveon a.k.a Haruhi from The Netherlands. I'm about to die.

Which is a shame, as I wish I would have lived for longer.

Please pass my posessions on to golgi or kfaraday in the event golgi cannot be found.

And if I ever succumb into a persistent vegetative state, please do not make pictures or videos of me.

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"Welp, I tried."

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NYEAH

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"i knew i shouldn't have mouthed off to tyler the creator"

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"Hello. I'm Tilde White from Battle of the Bits, and this MP3 render of my Atari TIA entry clearly violates the rules."

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"10/10 would life again"

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Thank you.

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Enjoy my student loan repayments

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god is dead

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[I'm going to have a video will, but that's beside the point.]

"i've been masturbating since i was 8. i'm sorry"

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DAY 6: You are given the power to make it rain anything. What do you choose?

_{my answer is men}

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Water.

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Nuclear missiles.

Happy 4th of July

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Genies in Bottles

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goluigis

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doritos.

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Knives.

There's this guy...

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analog synths

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i can't believe no one said this one for day 4 !!!

http://youtu.be/7zkX6kfnWbk?t=12s

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also i 100% agree with ktcmoop

i am so happy when it rains water

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DAY 7: You climb to the top of a new mountain, and get to choose its name. What do you call it?

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Mount Furby. (Helps that Furby is a real last name, too! ^_^)

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What, there's a thing like this?! I'd make it rain.. umm.. hmm.. mm.. ..yeah! that, ya know!

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Mt. Moot of course!

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mt p00penstein

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mount wow this is my mountain i cant believe i finally own a mountain i am so cool hey frends do you want to visit my cool mountain come to my mountain at 25125 mountain road it is located there you can come any time i love my mountain

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i would see to it that news stories happened on golgi's mountain constantly just so those news anchors had to say the whole name all the time.

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mountain THIS

8============================D

[It has to be fully pronounced.]

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Mt. Mountain This Eight Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Equals Dee.

...Wait, shit, Beard beat me to it. D:

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mountain dew

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Mount C

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Mount Ain

_{_{Hahahah. I am such a funny person.}}

_{_{_{_{irony to the max}}}}

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Flying Mountain

I wanna see everyone complaining about how it's a lie and it doesn't fly at all
It'd be kinda neat to see a mountain flying though

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DAY 8: Your dream partner invites you onto the dance floor. What dance do you do?

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the "oh god, i don't know any dance moves" dance.

alternately: http://i.imgur.com/hDLwTh8.gif

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the statue dance (aka i'll stand still and won't do shit because i can't dance at all)

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The Carlton

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Calvinball Derivative

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the roofie dance

i juke it to teh east
i juke it to teh west
i juke it to teh doge dat i love teh best
im jukin

- Roofie 2013

http://battleofthebits.com/academy/GroupThread/5591/WOT+IS+JUKE%3F/ post #25158

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no bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vlkWUPhJCw

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cat daddy when i dougie

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DAY 9: Speaking of which, who would your dream partner be?

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goluigi

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goluigi

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Loon because we are both birds CAW

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jan

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The Floating Whirlindas

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http://battleofthebits.com/data/battle/00001080/BotB%207475%20yoare%20my%20hero.png

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wow i forgot

DAY 10: If you could only consume one food or drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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Assuming health doesn't effect me, I want to eat a Bill Bateman's Crab Burger, Medium-Well, Pretzel Bun, with old bay seasoned fries. It counts as one food since it's all in the burger.

uh i mean

i'd eat !this

8=======D

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Milk.

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I'll go the burger route as well, except I want every conceivable topping on it, y'know, within reason. That way, I can remove all the stuff I don't want and have a delicious burger of any type whenever I want!

...or is that just cheating?

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Meat lovers' pizza topped with lots of coleslaw

did you know that coleslaw has a stupidly high amount of vitamin C?

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drank http://www.usafoods.com.au/Mrs-Renfros-Mango-Habanero-Salsa-16oz_2.jpg

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Chicken and Coca-Cola. Since that's pretty much my staple diet anyway.

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DAY 11: What is your favourite video game of all time?

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Earthbound, aka Mother 2, for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Followed by Bully for Playstation2/Wii/PC/etc

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^^^^^ how about that, I'm playing through Earthbound for the first time at the moment!

My favourite would be Deus Ex.

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probably gata san andres

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phantasy star online blue burst

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link to the past kills everything

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my favourite game is jigglypuff goes to the store to buy some ice cream for his froggy friend gyms ^o^o^o^o^o^o^

rated M for extreme sexual content

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I'm not too sure myself. I've played too many games (with AND without cheat codes) to be able to properly decide that... this scenario for me may as well literally be a battle of the bits.

My one and only game that I ever completed was the Nine Pixel Game, and that doesn't qualify for this question. Besides, the original version was coded in a week! ^_^

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http://battleofthebits.com/lyceum/View/doom+(format)/

...which we totally need more of, BTW. ;)

[EDIT] firki is being fuki

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Even though it's a game I haven't played in a good few years or so, Katamari Damacy.

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all releases of gensou shoujo taisen
and
skate 3

EDIT

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actraiser was the shit

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harp

edit: OH I guess this is a new topic uhhh well Grand Theft Auto V only because I can't stop playing it, followed closely by Mother 3

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If you define "favourite game of all time" by the game I've considered my favourite game for the longest period of time, then Perfect Dark for the N64 takes that title hands down. But nowadays the game would fail to satisfy me if I were to pick it up again.

I suppose the one game I could pick up at any time and enjoy myself while playing it would be the first Metroid Prime game.

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Microsoft Visual Studio 2008

That's the best game ever!

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DAY 12: How do you usually waste your time?

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sleep

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any activity on this site (waste of both time and bandwidth)

EDIT: any activity on this site

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scrolling on shitty social networks while listening to good botb songs

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DAY 13: Let's get serious here - what is your favourite self-produced piece of music?

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this is tough, but i'd have to say höusehöld or Bleep Bloop Yo

also my unreleased summer chip mod12k

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Skippin' Through the Meadow, I guess.

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pink streets. i have never made a better song since

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Hit the Ground Running, maybe... no, seriously. I'm pretty damn proud of that.

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Mega Man Time Tangent staff roll

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DAY 14: What would you do if the entire internet went down?

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your mom

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day 13: happy summer tune
day 14: probably fap a lot what else can i do out of the internet

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I would regret not having the phone numbers to reach my good friends that I normally talk to online.
Other than that I'd just jump back into music and books, life goes on.
It's something to think seriously about...All it would take is a strong enough Earth-facing X-class Coronal Mass Ejection from the sun to cause an EMP that could wipe out not just the internet but a huge portion of the electronic equipment on the planet.
CME's happen a lot, just not really powerful ones and not often directly toward earth.

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hopscotch

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Probably make something now that I'm no longer distracted by the internet.

Or alternatively, go out and explore (not on a world or country scale, though).

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i would form a team and build internet 2.0

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DAY 15: In general, what's your favourite question to ask others?

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scope of this site: what are your favourite chords / chord progressions

world wide web scope: do i know you elsewhere on the internet

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what kind of doge are u?
oh ur a cat
oh

water u doing?
ROOF

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do you have any mango habanero salsa?

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what is this 8 bit poop crap

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"What is your favorite sound?" -- Me in every listening party for Noise Chan

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is your refrigerator running

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at full arousal, how large is your penis? (mind you it's a full moon)

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would you like a cup of tea?
(not as altruistic as it sounds, it's the opening line for how I ended up getting married :))

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DAY 16: Who is your favourite fictional character?

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edzilla (RIP

_{edzilla: )}

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Fredzilla...
Fredzilla.

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Kirby (if that counts).

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I want to master a bass trombone. Why? It's a bass cannon that's why! Always late with this kind of stuff. Well I've been drawing...

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http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlwAfL9CAAAhe-R.jpg

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Furby. :)

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Hanako, from Katawa Shoujo
(Tails is my second fav one!)

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I think it is obvious...

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i like brole from DBZ because his power is maximum

[In all seriousness, probably Scrafty. My favorite Pokemon 4ever <3]

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All the Homestar Runner characters...
But if I had to pick one, The Cheat
.

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Tutu, by Ed Atlin.

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slimbol from yoare my hero.png

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vash the stampede

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DAY 17: Where would your dream house be?

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my ASS!!!

always with me
hope it doesn't burn to the ground

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beneath peach tree

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Mars.

DAY 16:
Domon from G Gundam.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n310/yellowpika/epfourtysix38.jpg

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near a large body of water.

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Japan or Hawaii. Preferably in a rainy area.

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In my dreams, duh!!!!

More serious answer: preferably not on this planet.

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any place closer to one of the people i want to meet

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uppsala, sweden with malmen and seesaw~~~~~~~~~

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DAY 18: If you could invent anything, what would it be?

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teleport so i can go to uppsala, sweden with malmen and seesaw :(

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clone machine

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I want to invent drillstep...

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A weather controller so I could make it rain a lot. I could save California!

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an Instant Planet Terraformer

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sex robot

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An AI which makes one new (and flawlessly written) game in the Mother series every five years.

I want my Mother 4.

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For some reason, I think of the magic straight out of the cartoons (hopefully the type that's not too dangerous)...

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DAY 19: What do you consider your greatest achievement?

_{don't be defeatistcore you lil shits <3}

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I don't know. It's all so perfect...

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i can't really think of any achievement, greatest or not

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School-wise, not failing APUSH. Otherwise, programming successful (though inefficient and unstable) online connection in Java. I did that last week.

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3rd place on usability compo :')

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As a person, surviving chronic illness and other close calls with death, although I really don't take the credit for that "achievement..."

As an artist, this.

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Not a clue

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my comic! ^___^

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Programming Pong w/ NTSC output on a TI MSP430 Microcontroller in ASM.... -ASM- Holy crap this was a 6 month project.

https://github.com/Always8bit/NTSCPong_MSP430G2553

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Getting three songs into the top twenty in Famicompo X

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Probably my involvement in the soundtrack for Dangerous Dungeons, which won the Stencyl Summer Jam in 2011.

If you're looking for something BOTB-related, I'd cite my entries for Summer Chip 2.

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DAY 20: What is, in your opinion, the best BotB entry ever?

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http://battleofthebits.com/player/Entry/13494/

fite me irl 1v1

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Variety.png

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OHB: http://battleofthebits.com/player/Entry/13714/

Major: http://battleofthebits.com/player/Entry/12373/

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Baycun - this rap is dedicated to santa paws, best movie of the holiday season.mp3.

Other than that masterpiece, TQ-Jam's Amanats is a pretty masterful display of chiptune composition.

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http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/My+friend+Chris+Hooper/10672/

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Pile of Leaves.

But in all seriousness probably Extends Levant or We Are The Aliens.

Or Fun With Laser Guns.

... or Professional Crastination.

... or mechamozart.

leave me alone.

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http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Biophotons/11275/

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http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Pee+Force/12107/

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For me, it's a toss-up between Blueshift Galaxy, Extends Levant and Apocynthion Drive.

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best per botbr

gimps - http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Club+Angel+by+R_B+Champion+feat.+Konkrete+Kid/7458/

miau - http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/strobesplosion.mp3/4118/

moots - http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Make+You+Love+Me/7752/

strop - http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Cybernoidian+Girl/5140/

ui - http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Flan+y+Budin/3284/

zans - http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Come+to+My+Circle+Chichiburrin/7736/

BONUS ROUND XAIMUS APPRECIATION HOUR

http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/moldy+bread/3126/
http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Trefoil/2394/
http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Fading+%28copy+and+paste+edition%29/1212/
http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/mitotic+dance/2341/

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http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Magnolia/10618/ this one of my faves but there are many.

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Either Mighty Wings Gander Squadron (aka Big Toilet) by gyms

or

Club Angel by R&B Champion feat. Konkrete Kid by gyms

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DAY 21: What language would you most like to learn?

_{apart from Batbia obviously}

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japanese
i could be a doujin translator :')

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Same as raphael, I'd like to learn Japanese. I actually am learning it, but 私は日本語を話すのがあまり上手じゃない。I hope I said that right.

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svenskaaaaaaaaaaa

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Arabic cause it's my family's origins! But all they have at my school is poop french so im taking that instead. )^;

par-lay vou frass-se

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Japanese, Chinese, Russian, Polish, Old Norse and all of its offspring, Scots Gaelic, Finnish, Arabic, Spanish, Perl, Java, x86/x64 ASM....

Hindi and Urdu would be nice too.

Also I need to get my German and French beyond mid-school level...

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Japanese and swedish! :D

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spanish

also slimeball - why the fuck would you learn polish

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Because it sounds like an interesting place! Also it would allow me to understand some of mch's song titles.

And I heard there's a lot of chemicals and explosives available in Poland which are banned here....

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Chemicals and explosives, eh?
I'd learn 68k assembly just because...
... I really want to mod Sonic =(

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Um, I wanna get better at Dutch to the level that I can have actual conversations.
I really do plan to learn Hebrew.
And it would be nice to learn Japanese but I doubt I ever will.

Annnnd...anyone who lives in the US may as well learn Spanish, and that's all I'm going to say about that!

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I'm learning Japanese at the moment, so I'm living out those dreams.

Just wish I could get Spanish down correctly. I'm Spanish and can't am become Spanish.

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I know a bit of Spanish. Not much, but just a little.

Hebrew sounds cool.

Why Dutch? I'm just gonna learn Japanese because it sounds cool and so many anime dubs are terrible. (Luckily Funimation makes good dubs)

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DAY 22: What is your favourite fact?

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My favourite fact is that this comment has 205 characters. Thanks Ktcmoop for fixing my egregious error of character miscounting. Also, I forgot to count the period in the sentence as well. So I am a dong.

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But... but...

What type of fact are we talking about here?
Like the fact that "popty ping" is one way to say microwave in Welsh? I guess that's pretty entertaining.

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the last man to have shaken Lincoln's hand lived long enough to be on a talk show.

also the fact that Woolly Mammoths were still around when the pyramids were built.

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DAY 23: You have founded your new, all-powerful empire. What shall you name it?

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Day 22: The Planck length.
Day 23: Derinidron (or Hedarion)

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day 22: "(it) has fifteen letters" in portuguese is "tem quinze letras", and it has fifteen letters =^)
day 23: golgiland

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Autism Land

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day 22: Bill Murray played Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters; the original voice of Garfield was the voice of Venkmen in The Real Ghostbusters cartoon; Bill Murray voiced Garfield in the live action Garfield movie after signing on for the film on the spot because he mistook the writer name as the Cohen brothers instead of another Cohen

day 23: golgibuttainia

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cat land! ♡

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Rufferopirous!

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Spagonia.

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The Holy Empire of Doof

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DAY 24: What is your favourite word?

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darling~

hearts <3 <3 <3

kisses~

I'm not sure. It's one of these three!

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LOVE

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golgi complex

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"HHhaahahahhAhaHahhAAHahahahaAHaAaahaaaaahaahaa"

and other variations

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wow

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It's a tie between "ethereal" and "quidnunc."

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cock
dong
penis
not sure

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DAY 25: Share any anecdote of yours.

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MKSTAR26 decided to host a thread of daily questions, but one of them, controversial to the topic name, ended up actually being a demand! "Share any anecdote of yours." pretty funny huh

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this one time on rainbow dash's birthday me and bubbles went to go buy a present for rainbow dash because you know it was her birthday so we were like wow what should we get rainbow dash for her birthday so we went to the store and bought some klop fix pie mix wow and then we went to rainbow dash's house and then rainbow dash was like wtf i don't even like pie wow you guys are dongs and then bubbles started crying but rainbow dash was like wow don't cry wtf wow sad and rainbow dash said she would give the klop fix to pinkie pie get it because pie and pinkie pie likes pie and so then everyone was happy yay ^o^

.sho

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Playing catch-up here.

DAY 22: "Mudbone" Cooper actually played drums on George Clinton's "Atomic Dog" because hotshot superhuman incredible drummer Dennis Chambers was playing too complex during the sessions and George wanted something primal and funky.

DAY 23: Doge Town (which will be even funnier if it's like, the size of a large country) Maybe it could be called Doge Kong Country

DAY 24: Improvisation

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DAY 26: What is your guilty pleasure?

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last night i had frito pie which is a texas specialty consisting of fritos, chili, cheese and sour cream

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I'm going to pretend i didn't see this question.

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Day 25: One time I was at some weird art fair (and I was like 8 at the time) and some little girl (maybe 5) decided to chase me around for a while calling me "daddy" and I still have no idea what was going on. That was a long sentence.

Day 26: Eating absurd amounts of french fries. Especially shoestring. Also putting unreasonable amounts of salt on my food.

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Strobe, is it this?

8============================D

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my pleasures are too guilty

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clopping to pix of jigglypuff and tails

46268

Drinking multiple boxes of Capri Suns in a day

im pretty sure theres a law against it or something....

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maybe in california

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DAY 27: What is your favourite animal?

46295

The indonesian mimic octopus & Cuttlefish share 1st Place for me.

46296

my favorite animal is a dog im allergic to kitty cats & my companion is rush

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Owls! Great horned owls the mostest. Or maybe saw whet owls.

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day 03: anomaly, by norrin_radd - proton decay
day 04: anth /ˈænθ/
day 05: a spell card exploiting patterns in the metatron's cube
day 09: kommisar
day 16: satori komeiji from touhou projcet LOL
day 18: tool-assisted speedrunning in real life
day 19: decompiling famitracker nsfs in game maker 8.0
day 20: http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/MY+SON+IS+DEAD/11930/
day 21: perl and pascal
day 22: YODA IS RACIST, CHENG IS GREAT, MARIJUANA MAKES YOU VIOLENT, Yar !!! BAat Me DuM Hai
day 24: superbook
day 25: this post is an entire waste of bandwidth
day 27: nazrin

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sausage dog

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The bushveld rain frog
!

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dogogogogogogogoggs : )))))

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Sylveon of course ;)

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me

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DAY 28: What is your most hated song ever?

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All the stuff I make....

To be serious, it would probably be Friday.

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I... I like friday )^:

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Samuel Barber - Adagio for strings

Both the original and the DJ Tiësto remix.

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It's hard to decide... I don't like the club-type music that they play at school dances.

Also Blurred Lines is annoying and overrated.

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"Hey, Soul Sister" is definitely pretty bad.

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X10000 DimWiddy. Hate that song.

Also "Firework" by Katy Purry. Sounds like a cat in heat.
Anything with Rihanna's voice on it.
"Hey There Delilah". Makes me wanna puke. 7 times.
"Smooth" by Carlos Santana ft Rob Thomas. Carlos is an amazing artist. Rob is a very talented writer. But this song makes me wanna kill.

I could go on and on and on and on and on

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This.

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Steve Miller Band - The Joker

_{Cher Lloyd's "Swagger Jagger" is also up there, although I can't say it bores me to death like The Joker does.}

46360

DAY 29: What is the most exciting thing you've ever done?

46371

sleep

46374

sex

edit: mm, actually, rollercoasters

46378

Another question i have to pretend i didn't see.

46382

d26: blew apart a line of porcelain dolls with a 12 gauge

46390

A waterslide that has 2 DROPS!!

...I'm kind of a weenie.

46392

I rode a bike down Haleakalā. I also went ziplining there.

46399

Idk. What's exciting to me might be boring to someone else.
My last trip to NYC was pretty exciting. Hanging out with Famous People, taking pics with random passed out drunk people in the park, playing guitar with a good band at a cool club in Brooklyn, getting lost.
Normal stuff for some people I guess. Idk.

46400

DAY 30: Desert island stranding! You can only take one belonging - what is it?

46402

my ipod. long battery life, and a reflective surface to signal aircraft or boats with

46404

i will bring my pc with mario paint so i can make .sho songs and then when the battery dies i will send the computer off floating hoping someone will find my computer with the .sho songs in a conveniently named folder "wow these are all my sho songs i made them on this desert island wow in mario pants pl0x upload them 2 botb u will come all over everywhere for no reason after listening to them wow pls preserve them" and then i will physically die on the island but my sho songs are still alive wow

46424

DAY 31: What annoys you the most?

46425

ponies

SHOTS FIRED

46426

day 28: one youtube video that used the pulseboy (neither 8-bit nor functional) demo song as is and called it "8-bit" and "made by myself" and "made in famitracker"
day 30: my vehicle

day 31: SONGS CONSISTING CHIEFLY OF DIATONIC SEVENTH CHORDS AND SECONDARY DOMINANTS also ken ham

46427

DAY 30: My harpsichord. I can die in peace while serenading the seagulls with teh beautiful musics. Or I could get desperate and build a boat from it.

DAY 31: People who drive all up on me. Bumper riders. Following too closely. I hate that so much. They will have 2 other lanes to get into, but they won't change lanes, they wanna ride my arse instead.
There are other, more serious "life" things that annoy me but let's keep it light hearted for now :)

46429

Things done under the word 'entitlement' - other than that, I guess I'm bummed that I didn't choose a better name to make music under.

46430

I am going to pretend I did not see this question!

46431

There are plenty of things, but for some reason I can't think of very many right now.

One, though, is the unrealistic expectations that people place on me. I had someone laugh at me for getting a 102% on a math test because "...Well, don't you usually get higher than that, like a 109% or something?"

Also whenever people hear that I'm trying to learn to program they say "Okay, I have this great idea for an iPhone app..." Sorry to break it to you, but I have no idea how to program those (Also I can't program anything worth any money; I'm a beginner)!

46436

e+ is a valid note in MML

46440

obnoxiously cancerful comments from "humour" blog fans

46461

E# is a complely legit note! It's the seventh scale degree in F# major.

You can't avoid such a note by using Gb major either. You'll have to deal with Cb being your fourth scale degree.

P.S. double sharps and flats exist too and they're cutie ^o^ (especially double sharps since they have their own symbol)

What annoys me the most? That's a hard question! A lot of things annoy me~~~

It's probably contemporary website design standards and trends :P

46470

DAY 32: What is your dream job?
BONUS: What do you think is the most underrated song on this site?

46472

d30: a boat so i can escape
d31: people who think they're smart but in actuality they know nothing at all
d32: programming stuff

46477

A game developer.

46483

Slimeball! KF gave me the same spiel on IRC earlier hahah. I wasn't aware of musical notation and stuff. I was just annoyed cause when I transposed some notes, I left some +'s on the end of the new e's and unaware of it's actual use in music writing, got a bit frustrated that the compiler didn't say anything. Now I know why!

QotD: something that allows me to be diverse in different aspects of computing. I like being able to change things up
BONUS: not sure if it's underrated but it needs more favs.

46487

Game dev. Seems I'm not the only one.

BONUS: tothejazz - its in the bass.mp3

46488

d32: doing what i want when i want with money to spare in a position where i am minimally required

46503

my dream is 2 skip through the happy fields of cutie all day with bubbles and rainbow dash and jigglypu....oh a job :(

a job.

job.

u can't find jobs in this market!

:(

most underrated songongong on this site http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/Requiem+For+A+Stolen+Dad/9787/

46517

DAY 33: If you could time travel to any era, where would you go?

46520

the time when wildtek reaches level 33

or the time when skinnyhead2000 grows up and reaches 13 years old but that's non-possible

46557

Some time in the future when technology's more advanced. Or maybe the 2030s to see where I am by then.

46641

DAY 34: What is your favourite franchise?

46642

ace attorney franchise

46644

~~space gundam v~~

gundam

46666

DAY 35: What's your favourite quote?

46667

D35:
"All puzzles will yield to your persistent effort"

46668

"Time to draw the booty."

Also one time my math teacher said, "Sometimes, all you have to do is give up."

46669

"They shall learn of our peaceful ways... BY FORCE."

46671

"IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE" -some npc from zelda 2

46672

"When we retire older versions of Skype, if you are still on an older version, you would be signed out of Skype automatically and won’t be able to sign in again until you upgrade to a new version" - Skype Developers

46682

"senta senta que me gusta" -anão do funk

46685

<zanzan> : - ) is an axe at you. It misses. over

46687

"I believe that any man without principles that he is ready and willing to die for at any given moment is already dead and is of no use or consequence whatsoever."

-William Cooper

46688

"SORRY NOTHING"
-Super Boy

46691

actually my favorite quote is from Katawa Shoujo
"These little moments we share between us feel like a small treasure. One thing is sure; I want to protect that small, delicate smile she so fleetingly wears around so few people."

46698

"after the storm comes a calm." from a random hipster's tumblr.

46705

DAY 36: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

46708

Given a boon to a spam bot I mean what?
But nobody saw that, so...
_{_{Crying in front of my whole class in freshman year.}}

46746

DAY 37: What social norm always struck you as odd?

46747

"Men aren't supposed to like cute things." Give me one good reason as to why that's a problem.

46748

day 36: one time when i was 9 wow i was walking in line like a slave with the other students in class and i was playing with my fingers and then i started holding up my middle fingers and everyone was like oooooooooooooooooomg. i didnt know what holding up your middle finger meant and i kept doing it because everyone was being like ooooooooooooooomg then the teacher saw it and she yelled at me and made me sad and sent me to the principal's office and i started crying : (

get out of the closet you dongs and share ur story !

speaking of....
day 37: the social norm that it is better to stay in the closet rather than coming out of the closet! get out of the closet!

46751

and also going off ktcmoop's cutie post, i love bubbles and rainbow dash and jigglypuff woooooooooooooooooooooow u rasists who don't like cutie things are just in the closet !

46777

Ktcmoop's post is also true for me... at least from my perspective. I myself prefer staying away from some of the more serious (and potentially gruesome) material.

46785

DAY 38: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

46786

day 35: "Get your lazy asses off the couch and get some exercise. Implement active activity into your daily lifestyle. I hate people who go to gym and treadmill or some shit coz they wanna lose weight and in real life when it really counts they take shortcuts. Why not take advantage of the long walks or jogs between lectures or be late on purpose so you are forced to make that sprint to class. Burn some extra calories. Looking lean as fuck. Don't need to go gym to walk on some stupid machine. Take them stairs instead of the lifts. Get that nice round bubble butt going. I can't stand lazy fucks" - a UNSW student

day 38: any name that ends with a number plus one, for example, MKSTAR27, gh3fan99, null1025, YAMASK04

46819

DAY 39: What talent do you wish to have?

46820

Man. I've missed a few days! Just gonna pick back up here at 39. Nobody really cares anyway, right?

DAY 39:
I wish I was really good at building beautiful things out of wood/metal/whatever. Then I could make money building musical instruments, as well as have the most unique, tricked out ones myself. I'd want to build harpsichords and clavichords of all sizes. And enclosures for synths.

And I also wish I was really good at programming. So then I could actually make music for video games, since I would have the skill necessary to actually finish coding a game for which I could compose the soundtrack. So yeah I want to make (I mean actually finish making) a game, but I REALLY want to make the music for a game.

46822

DAY 1 (instrument): Piano.
DAY 2 (no software): I would go program something instead.
DAY 3 (party music): Fox Stevenson - Lightspeed

DAY 4 (hey...): Yaaaa~ (OutKast)
DAY 5 (last words): return 0;
DAY 6 (raining): Quality Street!!
DAY 7 (my mountain): Mt. Thinner Atmosphere Don't Die
DAY 8 (dance music): Ken Ashcorp - Touch Fluffy Tail
. My partner would have to be as lewd AS FUCK.
DAY 9 (ideal partner): Lewd AS FUCK.
DAY 10 (food/drink): English breakfast and hot chocolate.
DAY 11 (favourite game): Hm. Worms Armageddon?
DAY 12 (time wasting): Browsing the same social media sources over and over.
DAY 13 (favourite piece by me): Garten!!
DAY 14 (no internet): Die.
DAY 15 (favourite question): What?
DAY 16 (favourite fictional character): Hm... I like Dr. Eggman.
DAY 17 (dream house location): In a mid-sized town... not right in the centre but not isolated either.
DAY 18 (dream invention): A time stopper.
DAY 19 (greatest achievement): Getting my job.
DAY 20 (best BotB entry): Apocynthion Drive.
DAY 21 (language to learn): Latin.
DAY 22 (favourite fact): Forty is the only number to have its letters in alphabetical order.
DAY 23 (my empire): ipi Zone!!
DAY 24 (favourite word): all the words that SLIMEBALL SAID THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITE. UGH. Prototypical.
DAY 25 (anecdote): Okay so, me and my friends were in New York and we were hungry, so we popped into a Wendy's (they don't exist in the UK). One of my friends ordered a chicken burger while I ordered fish. We got our stuff and sat down and took it in turns to wash our hands in the one toilet. I got back and grabbed one of the two bags of food sitting on the table, and my friend went to wash his hands. I had started eating away by the time my friend got back. My friend took a single bite into his burger and said "this isn't chicken". I had eaten almost an entire chicken burger thinking it was fish.
DAY 26 (guilty pleasure): Video game music.
DAY 27 (favourite animal): Salamanders.
DAY 28 (most hated song): hackamore - Don't Come Back, Luna

DAY 29 (most exciting thing): That one time I got really drunk and had a threesome with my roommate and some guy I didn't even know (very well).
DAY 30 (desert island): A gravestone. ripi.
DAY 31 (most annoying): Straight people, athiests, bronies, slow walkers. In that order.
DAY 32 (dream job): My job!! (Games programmer)
DAY 33 (any era): 22nd century.
DAY 34 (favourite franchise): ...
DAY 35 (favourite quote): "It's never too late to give up on your dreams" - MLP Facebook page.
DAY 36 (most embarrasing): At one point my friends managed to convince me that chicken fajita was a football player.
DAY 37 (odd social norm): Heterosexuality.
DAY 38 (name change): I wouldn't!!

46823

Oh you wrote day 39 whilst I was writing up my MONTH.

I wish I was better with people!!

46824

My wish is that I could finish mastering any skill instantly, therefore eliminating the need for anything else =3

46825

d31: (most annoying) heterophobes, excessive cuteness, games/movies/shows that do not end and only care about mass production and continuation, the current generation of pop music culture, politicians, unnecessarily loud people, advertising, the military industrial complex, counter-terrorist and anti-drug measures, and 85% of anime (namely never-ending series or supernatural relationship dramas.)
d32: (dream job) to be a chaplain (spiritual advisor) for prisons and/or childrens' hospice
d33: (any era) i would like to be conscious during the creation of our universe
d34: (favorite franchise) yeah… none. i like local and small business.
d35: (favorite quote) "This too shall pass."
d36: (most embarrassing) One time I was drunk and lonely so I went to a female friend's house and climbed in her bed and she had another guy in bed with her… And she asked me to stay. I declined.
d37: (odd social norm) People who allow the identity of others to affect their own.
d38: (name change) I would like to have no name at all and no documented record of my existence.

ipi: thank you for your formatting. makes this thread so much easier. ;D

46830

Please allow me to interrupt this question answering thread to give B00daw a big cyber-salute for those answers.
~gracias~

46848

DAY 40: What is your favourite colour? :)

46849

Sort of a light bluish purple!

46851

d40: green-grey-brown-black

46853

earth/clay

46854

d37 (social norm): same as Ktcmoop ("Men aren't supposed to like cute things."), and/or 'men cannot cry'
d38 (name change): i wouldnt, i think raphael goulart is a good name as it is!
d39 (talent): drawing! i cant draw shit haha
d40 (fav colour): idk, maybe blue, yellow, or black

46862

Red. Vibrant red. (255,0,0) red.

46863

A nice, deep blue...

46875

Light blue, pink and banana yellow of course!

46885

my favourite colours are bubbles blue and green!

and also purple

i painted my room bubbles blue and purple! ^o^

46887

DAY 41: What do you hate to hear others say?

46888

doge meme

46891

If I gave an honest and complete answer to that question, this thread would double in size.....

46892

So much anger.

46894

The following answer is for day 39.

Graphics. Once I have some proper graphical ability, I can be a self-sufficient video game developer. I have programming magic and I have music compositional abilities. All I need to complete the puzzle is some graphical magic.

46897

DAY 40: Earth tones, like brown and dark orange. I like the default BotB palette a lot.

DAY 41: Everything [REDACTED] says.

46898

plrusek doge is teh only good meme

but when i say doge i mean doge animal not Doge doge

i hate to hear people say they dont like doge or doges or Doge

ROOF ROOF

46913

DAY 40: My favorite color is http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/30/f6/d5/30f6d519f528d1ccb445734366ea1e0e.jpg

( hi b00daw's d31! )
:D

46916

haughty disdain

47026

DAY 42: What's the first thing you'd do if you were made President of your country?

47027

d42: absolutely nothing.

47028

Would depend on what i was president over.

47029

president of the united presidents impaled on stakes.

yeah that's what i would do, impale people. sue me!

47030

Strobe: edited accordingly

47037

sorry nothing

47038

DAY 43: What relaxes you?

47040

my dog

47043

!THIS relaxes me

47052

day 37: marijuana is harmless
day 39: 6502
day 40: LAUGHING COLOURS

day 41: 240p for best quality (except references to interrobang pie's BEST song)
day 43: photorealistic images of ~~satori komeiji from touhou projcet LOL~~ latooni subota, and mistMP3.mp3 (The Glade)

47053

Not having homework. _{_{_{I haven't been relaxed in a couple of years hahahaha}}}

47059

big anime tiddies

47061

Really long walks.

47062

silence

47064

do u think i am relaxed...

47069

This entry relaxes me...

47070

DAY 44: If you could have anything as a pet, what would it be?

47071

I already have my lovely dog but if anything, maybe an Alligator

is this stuff trained before i get it or am i dead

47073

DAY 43: What relaxes me? 80s RnB music.

DAY 44: I wish I had a pet tiger, but those kill people.

47075

Day 44 is like almost the same question as day 27............

47076

D44/ALT: What's your favourite website?

I am bad at keeping track of questions okay

47080

Yes it is common knowledge that kfaraday's favorite place on the entire internet is http://soundcloud.com/commandycan

47081

I guess it's Battle of the Bits. Doesn't beat real life in interactivity, but for me, it's the best place for me to hone my SNES music making skills. Plus, I get to learn to make music for other chips. That's always nice. ^_^

In the forecoming years, I suppose I'll just end up wandering online again when these places vanish over time... (or I get the sensation that it's getting too crowded)

47084

d40: this one

47087

what they said ^

47091

day 44: this

47092

http://piss.ocv.me/

47100

DAY 45: What's your average day like?

47102

I sleep in. I drive 20min to work and then go out to eat at a diner. I delegate most of my work to subordinates. I net surf and get drunk. At some point I either go home or go out. I fall asleep with my shoes on.

47109

I lie around and wait for stimulation while hiding from scary unpleasant noises, and begrudgingly fulfill my obligations with a moderate degree of excellence.

47110

My average day when there's school: Wake up at 5:30, eat, shower, take the bus at 7:43, arrive at school 8:00, wait for school to start at 8:30, go to classes, eat at 11:30, go to more classes, take the bus home at 15:30, doing stuff, dinner, doing stuff, brush my teeth, going to bed at 23:00 or 24:00, stay up to 3:00, sleep.

When there's no school: Wake up 20:00, eat dinner that was made some time ago, do stuff, brush my teeth, do stuff, draw stuff, go to sleep at 10:00.

TRUE STORY

47131

erratum:

day 35: "yeh see u mkstar im gonna fukken beat the shit out of u m8"

47157

DAY 46: What's your least favourite thing to eat?

47158

Anything that isn't food

47211

DAY 47: What's your favourite movie?

47213

Shaun of the Dead

47220

day 46: donuts :( they are an american greasy fat cancer product that taste meanie : (

day 47: big black mr cockasaurus

47227

DAY 48: What is your computer like? (Specs, looks, whatever)

47235

I found my dev/music PC on top of a pile of garbage.

47236

HP, Windows 7, desktop, modern enough (I got it in 2009) but not very good for gaming. 750GB of hard drive space, 8GB RAM. It's good enough for me.

47237

Ktcmoop, mine has about the same specs, except it's a MacBook Pro (got around 2012). Same amount of hard drive space and RAM, though!

47239

I'm currently using a Toshiba Satellite S50t-A laptop which I bought from my school's cooperative store last year. It came with Windows 8 (which I haven't updated to 8.1, and probably never will). Intel Core i7-4700 MQ processor, 1 TB hard drive, 8 GB RAM @ 1600 MHz, NVIDIA GeForce GT 740M graphics card, touch-screen display (15.6" screen w/ a 1366x768 resolution). It's a great laptop and I like it.

The only thing I hate (read: despise) about it is how shitty the audio side in general is (which considering the kind of stuff I do is a real problem). The speakers are tinny and shitty, and the line-in is god-awful - so much, in fact, that I have to make my hardware recordings of NSF tunes on my old alternate laptop. Also it won't run Linux for some reason.

47242

A beefed up ML310e ProLiant Gen8 V2 with a Xeon E3-1240V2 CPU,
32GB RAM, Juli@ Xte Audiocard, 2x240 GB SSDs in RAID0, GT630 2GB (soon to be upgraded), 27" Fujitsu monitor and a backup NAS (ZyXEL NSA325 V2). Running on Win 8.1 Pro.

https://www.techdata.com/reseller/secure/product_info/hpq/images/ML310eGen8.jpeg

Edit (gloggy had a good idea):
http://lmao.rotfl.at/upload/Strobe/speccy.jpg

47243

good enough for me

47257

ASSus K55VM (asus is a good company !)

http://i.imgur.com/BhfnJYz.png

47260

* Intel i7-3930K
* 16 gb ram
* 500 + 500 + 240 gb SSD's + 3 TB HDD
* Sapphire Radeon R9 280x graphics card
* Win 8.1
* RME Fireface UFX sound interface

47261

strob how is ur compoop only 30 C ??????

and no ur mom board (ond) ??? how does it read out 8 C ....

47262

Uh. Black laptop, about a foot long, foot and a half wide, one inch thick when folded up... currently tolerating Windows 8.

47263

DAY 46: most vegetables, sadly. We really need them in our diet, and I just don't enjoy the experience of consuming most of them. I take a lot of vitamins.

DAY 47: Fav movie? Willy Wonka (the original with Gene Wilder).

DAY 48: Studio: Mac Pro 2.8 GHz Quad, 24GB RAM, 4 1TB HDDs. Running dual-boot Mac OSX Snow Leopard and Windows 7.
Laptop: Toshiba Satellite P875 series, 2.4GHz Intel Core i7-3630QM, 8GB RAM, 750GB HDD. Wiped it as soon as I bought it and installed Windows 7, which meant that the internal wireless is no longer supported, so I have this stupid USB dongle, but other than that it's a great machine.

47265

Gloggy: the mobo sensor is wrong, the others are okay though,
the CPU there is not even idle, the real idle temp is around 32 degrees!

47266

DAY 49: What is/was your favourite subject? (English, Science, etc.)

47267

MUSIC!!

47268

Computer Science/Psychology

47271

History I think

47272

History

47276

It would be Computer Science. But in a more general terminology... math. Math is a major component of programming.

47278

english/math

47279

D48:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40851128/yup.PNG

47282

Math, Science and History

47283

my favourite subject was when i stayed at school until 22:00 on my laptop because i forgot to go home and no one was around and i had the whole building to myself so i ran around the whole school without dum dong security guards yelling at me "stop running !!!" wow they were just jealous that they couldn't run because they were 2 fat ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

47288

Seeing as it's the only class I actually want to take this year, Japanese. In 9th grade I also liked Ceramics and in 10th grade I liked Computer Science.

47289

Computer Science

BUT I just started taking french this semester and I'm really excited about it. Sofar, the hardest thing is pronunciation, like holy crap it's like I'm at the gym for my mouth. It's much easier reading the words; conversation is nearly impossible to listen to right now.

47290

Literary Analysis

QUOTH THE RAVEN: THIS BOOK IS ABOUT DIIIIICKS

47292

Computer Science for sure, but to be fair, that was also basically my -only- subject. Only one I remember anything about, anyway. :P

47293

Post #404 on thread error: post not found

47294

For me, besides any Music classes... probably History. World Religions was kind of interesting too.

47295

DAY 50: What kind of weather do you like?

_{i like snow because we never get snow}

47297

darude - sandstorm

(actually i find hurricanes fascinating, i've always found it interesting how massive they are and how destructive they can be, etc)

47298

heavy thunderstorms or blizzards. Heavy precipitation of any kind, really. I prefer thunderstorms though because I can still drive in those.

(picturing a crow driving a car is silly but it is a thing that happens!)

47299

Rain.

It's amazing.

47300

D49: I've always liked science the best, besides art, which is obvious, I guess... I'll be having my first Design class at 1:30 today, though, so we'll see how I like that!

47301

Cloudy and chilly

47304

Temperature: Preferably not hot. Of course, too cold is also bad... but I can cope with that better than hot days.
Weather outside: Sunny. Bonus points if it's sunny at a place to go on top of a mountain by car (especially when that mountain can literally be in the clouds at times)! ^_^

47305

partly cloudy with a temperature within 60 - 70 degrees fahrenheit

47306

day 47: GUNDA

day 49: wind strong enough to uproot trees but not strong enough to blow people off the ground

47308

anything below 20 C !

47310

Rain. Foggy/overcast days are good too, but rain's the best.

47311

Day 50: Rain and thunder takes my vote.

47315

D49: Other than my main Comp Sci courses, I really enjoyed psychology.

D50: My favourite kind of day is a sunny summer day, humid but not too much, a little bit of a gentle wind, and temperature somewhere around 22ºC. Those make for awesome walks along the St. Lawrence river.

47322

warm, gentle wind, temperature about 20ºC

47326

Question of the Day Generation II hath begunned!

(thanks for the dedication to this thread! it's gotten so large, we have to start a new bulletin loma)