one taxman skreetches ::
"I foretold this reckoning upon thee with due dividends and frivolous appearances!"
Hey, folks, it is that time of year again. Tax is theft and the Omnibus Bank of BotB has just taken 21% of your boon holdings. There's nothing you can do about this. It's all part of the game that is balancing the BotB boon purse. A million boons has always existed in one form or another and a million boons is the count.

BEFORE TAXES:
_b1,546,862 total in BotBr coffers
_b-550,070 communal debt of Bank
_b996,791 existing boons in total

AFTER TAXES:
_b1,222,022 total in BotBr coffers
_b-222,023 communal debt of Bank
_b999,999 existing boons in total

Omnibus Bank of BotB debt has been reduced by about 60% but remains in the red for the year. Strategy has been discussed amongst NPCs regarding cleansing the roster of truly moldy n00bs. This maneuver, however machiavellian, maintains to recover over _b18,000 reducing the Omnibus Bank of BotB debt a further 8% of funds.

i only lost 1983 bons
was a good year

Let's all do our part to pay down the debt by boonlossing on formats we care about 🫡

darn you Botb bank
now i have 267 boons
surely you could have taken 9 more/1 less?

boob tax 2026

Xaser: Taxxle of the Tits

I can't afford to feed my kids now.

My boons, my precious boons. I'm hoarding them like Smaug so that I may finally rest comfortably. I'll get you taxman, if it's the last thing I do.

For us middle wage botbrs, does this mean the taxes will be used to improve public infrastructure and services?

@retro:

I keep my boons safe over at Bailey Building and Loan

the botbudget

oh so that's why I had boons taken away

thank you botb for this prosperous occasion

I lost two hundred something boonaryboos. If I didn't beghast yesterday, I'd probably have lost more. Didn't evade on purpose, though!

I have lost over 500 bonns. I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the ominibusi bank to strongly communicate my strong feelings on this strong matter.

Jk all glory to the debt reduction

where did those 3,208 boons mysteriously come from?? this needs to be investigated!!

Jeff Bezos once again paid ZERO b00ns in taxes even though he could wipe out the national debt singlehandedly at no meaningful cost to himself

arceus413, Teh humanity! x__0
BotB took 1,375.85 boons from you, but you earned 1 Mixist, 1 Playa, 2 Chipist, 7 Renderist, 1 Writist points.

oh no! arceus413 don't put photos of your irs statements unredacted!! they'll steal your identity...

Guys I filed late. I was on vacation. I'm so glad we have automatic payments.

thank you botb for this preposterous occasion

I'm having different reactions from the thread title. First, I kept reading it with my peripheral vision as "Boon Tex 2026". And just now I was like "wait, didn't this thread have a different title?". Weird.

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
If you submit every format, I'll tax your complete.

_{…and you're working for no one but me.}

lucky fucjkin numbre 427v evbery time i honestly just thought it was weird lag and i donated exactly enough to someone else to get me down to lucky number 427 but no. the site did that of its own. It was Fated. it knows