A Sad Story
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17780
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gyms
 
 
 
post #17780 :: 2012.01.26 5:50am :: edit 2012.01.26 11:19am
  
  drdevil, Moose, andres, Savestate, blank, b00daw, R3M, tothejazz, Beard and Baron Knoxburry liēkd this
Hello battle of the bits,

I have a very sad story I want to share with you all.

First of all, I'll begin by saying that I am the original individual known as the movie star called "Marilyn Monroe." I never committed suicide. I simply was a Royalty child Queen of England. Occasionally, it was a part of my royal duties to pretend to be "grown up." I was a student at Howland School of the Fine Arts and Performing Arts in Chicago, Illinois, USA. After a while, i had many other royal assignments and duties to perform and I retreated from the public eye.

I went undercover. Please believe I am one of those people who have no pigment in the skin, or shall I say that I'm a Christian-Rite Individual. I have the looks of the peoples of Iceland. I have crystal clear skin. However, in the 1960s at the height of my childhood actress career, I simply became something like an "Undercover Christian." I lived incognito most of my life in order to study, to work and to have normal experience so that I would not become too eccentric or another classic case aristocrat Queen ruler of her own Queendom.

Most of the time, I choose to look dark brown skinned, as is required to be a member of the Cherokee North American Indian People. Even though I was a kidnapped child when I came to this country from Canada and "Kiddie College" in the 1960s, I chose to become a member of the Cherokees.

Most of the time, I wear brown plastic surgery, and I use brown body paints to cover up some very secret information that is sort of tattooed on the inner parts of both my arms. I am a Four Star General in the Army Reserves (Ret). I have been a temporary member of the US Secret Service, and I have also been a "Top Secret Government Agent."

Recently, I have heard from a voice on the the airwaves reporting to me that I did not "arrive" here in the United States of America. They said that I am a survivor. They said that in my case that I had "survived here". You see, when I was a child in my own Queendom in rural London, in the Ontario Province of Canada, North America, I was kidnapped repeatedly. Eventually, I made some adjustments and settled down to suffer in silence, and I decided to grow up in the USA.

I grew up in a ghetto community on the west side of Chicago Illinois. It was a place for gifted and talented children to live, to learn and to act and to sing and to dance, etc. That is where I survived at. I survived looking like a Negro.

As a matter of fact, I am on the rolls of the Social Security Administration as a Survivor who is also a Disabled Individual. I have a mental illness. I have a Ph.d. in Royalty Philosophy and I am diagnosed as being paranoid and schizophrenic.

Another stage name that I act in is Lana Turner. I starred in a racist movie, "Imitation Of Life." The very sad ending is that I am still kidnapped. I need to move to my Queendom which is only a three hour and 30 minute Greyhound bus ride from the Detroit, Michigan community.
 
 
64968
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tothejazz
 
 
 
post #64968 :: 2016.03.10 10:03am
  
  Dimeback, Savestate and gyms liēkd this
Semper Fi.
 
 
64969
Level 25 Chipist
Razerek
 
 
 
post #64969 :: 2016.03.10 10:04am
bigboy
 
 
64973
Level 19 Pedagogist
R3M
 
 
 
post #64973 :: 2016.03.10 10:50am
i buy it
 
 
64975
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Beard
 
 
 
post #64975 :: 2016.03.10 11:09am
  
  tothejazz liēkd this
i'm so glad that this underrated, underground cult classic is finally getting the mainstream recognition it deserves - thank you Tothejazz for showing this to your huge fanbase and finally getting this true story unearthed to the people of this Earth to their eyes to see today once again
 
 
64976
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b00daw
 
 
 
 
post #64976 :: 2016.03.10 11:34am :: edit 2016.03.10 11:34am
  
  Rainbow Dash liēkd this
There are too many baby goats around you sleeping. Very sad indeed.
 
 
65006
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Moose
 
 
 
post #65006 :: 2016.03.11 5:40am
 
 

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