jeez, geese are the biggest bullies. i went out for a run this morning on a trail nearby that goes through the woods. quite a ways into the wood , I noticed about 5 or 6 geese standing in the middle of the path up ahead a ways. i kept expecting them to move as i got closer but they wouldn't budge, just stood firmly in place and meanmugging the hell out of me. i had to actually try and run around this big gooseblock on the path. as i passed them, maybe one or two nudge away from me a bit, a few stayed deadlocked in place and two of them straight up did that 'what's up bitch?!" wings-up move and moved at me as i passed by. wtf, i seriously feel belittled like i ran away from a fight.
(slimeball, it is a good story)