Could someone explain the following terms because I'm highly confused:

heart-magic
brain-tech
thumb-blister
wow-tilt
shit chipants

they are subjective - essentially it is up to you how to vote. If you'd like something more prescriptive, I can give you an idea as to how botbrs enterpret them via the winter chip 9 thread last year. If you click the comments section of the page below, go three quarters of the way down, and you get an idea of what voters do with the categories. http://battleofthebits.com/arena/Battle/1695/Winter+Chip+IX/