Blaze Weednix on Battle of the Bits

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Level 21 Mixist

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post #62048 :: 2016.01.10 7:51am

Viraxor, andres, Blaze Weednix and digitalpcock liēkd this

FUCK YES HI

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>:C

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goddamnit i posted this comment twice, feel free to haeit

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Hi, and good job lol.

Also I think you can't liek or haeit until you're a certain level, right?

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toppest kek

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I am top comedian yes

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brb my anal evacuation is flooding

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ayy loma
botb wwelcome

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HELLO SWITZERLAND

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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That avatar is the bomb <3

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Thank you, the guy in the avatar is me because I'm the police OO_ooEE^eeOO_ooEE^ee !!!!!!

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well i'll be the UNITED STATES

EE_uuEE^uuEE_uuEE^uu !!!!!!

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(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)

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u sux

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u 2 ~~>:C~~

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coxen

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digitalcoxen

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(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)(fap)
>:CCC

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Hey dude, watch out, I think you came to the wrong place to fap. The bathroom is over there ------------------------> [] <- Bathroom

Also why the angry face you should be enjoying yourself ~~>:C~~

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do you Mean the FAP ROOM¿

that rigth

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Yes.

Oh, and nice inverted question mark m8 :):):)

( ¯u¯)-b ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ??? ‪ ‪ ‪ ¿¿¿ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ ‪ q-(_n_ )

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4 hours into a famitracker and chill
then famitracker forum stuff gives you this look
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/eeyhf1jdhwqovcg/drmerio_irl.jpg

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That pic is actually me when moderating FT forums. :)

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No that is u making pixel entry >:C

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I had a different avatar until yesterday but yeah

Shitty pixel ftw

EDIT: I just realized we were talking about another image toppest kek

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I lied I'm 12 years old and my mom grounded me because I didn't do my homework and I can't go on IRC until next week pls forgive me. ;-; ;-; ;-; Don't tell my mom I come here when she isn't looking though because I'll get grounded for a month if she finds out. ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-;

In all seriousness, I've been busy and IRC is fun enough to keep me distracted so I've been avoiding it for now. I'll go back there soon lol.

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Hey, appreciate the happy BurfDay greeting! Cheers!

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４２０

SUCC

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bITCH

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eyyy u lil cunt wanna fite m8

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４２０

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It's actually my birthday so yeah, well-timed comment.

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420 420 420

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HAPPY 4/20 ZLEW

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dank you Dr. blazester360

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hello blazers nfkrz here

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hello nfkrz implode my bong

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.

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I saw an anti-cancer ad in a garbage can does that make it a meme

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Just because you're level 10 doesn't mean you're not still a faggot :)

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u lil shit i'll rek u

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Merio sat on His throne wetly.

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I'll be there soon hopefully. :c

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That Rustboro City cover you did on Youtube is too good man haha! was blown away by the amount of shit happening on that tracker! I really wanna learn how to use one man but honestly after watching that im pretty intimidated! Anyway,good job man :)

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No need to be intimidated honestly, everyone has been there at some point. If you pick up and learn the tracker, it only takes practice to get better at it, and then you'll eventually be on the same level as the people you regard as "pros".

Thanks btw, that's appreciated.

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z

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#69420 POST GET FUCK YES

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hey mero why is your palette the same color as your soul :))))

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This piece of text provides a significant and useful answer to the inquiry formulated by Mr. The Mudkip Master Twelve (also known as TMM12) in the digital message posted publicly on this board 6 minutes ago.

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Soon™(tm)TM™™™™

Also this new palette is darker and it's supposed to represent something but I forgot what.

EDIT: Run this code in your browser's console to see how this profile should actually look:

var e=document.getElementsByTagName("*");for(var i=0;i<e.length;i++){if(e[i].tagName=="IMG"||e[i].style.backgroundImage.includes("url")||e[i].classList.contains("botb-icon")||(e[i].tagName=="INPUT"&&e[i].type=="image")){e[i].style.filter="grayscale(100%)"}}

It'll become obsolete once I update the palette though -_-

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CHIN'S DEAD

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Who's chin

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JESUS CHRIST

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BALD! BALD! BALD!

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ok guys fun palette time is over

Back to cool purple

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meme!

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FUNNY!

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i'm sorry

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I hope so, it's okay. Forget anything happened.

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Hey, I like your presence in my life too. I'm working a new job and it's really fun. In fact, it's the same job since January - School of Rock, so I teach people of all ages and also get to do gigs or help my students do gigs. I am more on social media. I'm comfortable having internet friends follow me on instagram (bazzwazzle) or twitter (imyourbazz) - sorry no hyperlinks, but true friends find each other manually, right? I recommend the instagram.

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Neat, good to see you after so long. You're permanently afk on IRC!!! ! !!! !! ! ! !!!!!!!!!

Your job sounds cool, I hope you're having a great time with it. Right now I don't use either of those two platforms you mentioned but I might take a look every so often.

I'm on winter break right now and I hope I'll get a new job soon, I actually went to an interview on monday and I'm waiting for a response now.

Also congrats you got the 69th post on my profile gg.

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Mjäu

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Meow... err... WOOF

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how floci your anus

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Same. I kinda lost interest in the IRC since most of the time I just left it idle and didn't do anything.

I can get into it this weekend so we can play, I miss that as well.

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It is for the most part, things are going smoothly.

Oh also not sure why I forgot this but I hope things are going alright for you as well.

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Hello who are you even

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Hello I migrated from my old home FT forums after it flooded and now I live here.

Actually I remember you from way back, you were one of the first people who replied to one of my threads in the SOYW section (not sure if you recall the name Mr_Master). I still treasure those moments until this day since they were my very first interactions over the net, and I also learned a lot from you guys.

So yeah good to see you again.

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Dang. I do remember you! That was like four years ago man. Glad you made it this fsr~ and good to see you

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Yeah it's been really long, almost feels like it was just a few months ago (I know this phrase is very cliché but I really mean it lmao). Even if I don't participate a lot it's great to be here, there's a lot of cool people.

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thank you papa merio for teaching me working

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Done I think, is that good?

Also helo :O)

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~~I've seen this happen elsewhere and it's not cool~~

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Something Happened

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Something Happened

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>using document.write()

0/10

[There's better alternatives, like creating a new element in the page, n00b]

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But, getElementsByTagName() returns a collection of elements that match the tag name provided, therefore it has no innerHTML property.

Also the head can't directly have text, it won't do anything afaik. Try using a horrible alert for a horrible message instead (that's what professionals do, right??!='1¡??1¡?1¿'¿'?!?¡'):

window.addEventListener("load", function(event) {

    alert("Something Happened");

});

And if you want to include it in the page content itself, then uuuuh I don't remember how lmao, but you gotta dynamically add an element to the DOM. It's not hard as far as I remember.

EDIT: I'm gonna code a scamraiser website to fund my adventure to level up to 13 so I can do multiple posts >:C

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I'll check discord in about two days probably.

Also wtf is that code lmao

OHB somewhere in the future™

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var o=7*24/2-1,O=11*10+1,d=(O-2),p=O-(O&8)-2,b=116,q=((d+p)/2)-1,l=((d+p)/2),i=d+1,r=q-1,a=(q^32),x=p-(l-p),y=(O+10)+1-10,z=p&254,v=1^33,w=[q,O,x,i,d,l,p,z,a,o,b,y,r,v],u=[9,1,4,6,10,0,5,3,12,13,8,2,11,11,6,3,6,7],s="",h=0;for(;;){if(h>=18){break;}s=s+String.fromCharCode(w[u[h]]);h++}alert(s)

I wrote this by hand

Trust me

It works

Don't ask how

(Try it in your browser's console)

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It's just obfuscated code, and a quite convoluted example at that.

The main advantage of code obfuscation is ensuring that you will always have a job at maintaining software, because it takes so long to read and understand the code that you can spend years working on the same solution and earning mad monies (or avocados in your currency).

/s

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Here's an exceedingly verbose and overobfuscated hello world example I wrote when I was bored (popular among 12 year olds):

var D="8",PENiS=("PENIS".length^(((((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)))*(((((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)),penis=(((((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D)),PeNiS=(("8================D".length/((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)))|(((((((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D)))+(8==D|8==D),PEnis="",PENIS=(((PENiS*((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)))-((penis*penis)+penis)/penis)^((PeNiS*penis)-(penis*penis)+(((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D)))),PENIs=PENIS+(PENIS^((penis*penis)-((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)))),pENIS=PENIS+penis,PEnIS=(PeNiS<<(8==D|8==D))|((penis*((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)))+(((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D))),PenIS=((PENiS+PeNiS)^((penis+(((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)))*((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)))),PENis=PENIs-(8===D|(((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))),PeniS=(8===D)&(8===D),PeNIs=PeNiS|(8==D|8==D),pEnIs=PENIs&(penis*((((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)))+(8==D|8==D)),peNIS=[pENIS,PENIS,PenIS,PEnIS,PeNIs,PENiS,PeNiS,PENIs,PENis],penIS=[(((8!==D)|(8==D^8==D))<<((8==D|8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)))|(8==D|8==D),(8==D)|(8==D^8==D),((((8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)),((((8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)),(8===D)|(8==D^8==D),((((8==D)|(8==D^8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D),(((8==D)|(8==D^8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D),(8===D)|(8==D^8==D),((8==D)|(8==D^8==D))<<(8==D|8==D),((((8==D)<<(8==D|8==D)|(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))|(8==D|8==D)),(((((8==D)|(8==D^8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D)),((((8==D)|(8==D^8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))<<(8==D|8==D))];for(;;){if(PeniS>=pEnIs){break;}PEnis=PEnis+String.fromCharCode(peNIS[penIS[PeniS]]);PeniS++}alert(PEnis);

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(function() {

  var i;

  var msg = '';

  var a0 = 'Ky';

  var a = a0 + 'sr';

  for (i = 0; i < 3; ++i) { msg += a; }

  msg += 'K1s+Kz4r'

  msg += a0;

  msg += 's+';

  for (i = 0; i < 2; ++i) { msg += a; }

  msg += 'Kz4r';

  for (i = 0; i < 3; ++i) { msg += a; }

  msg += 'PDw8PC1dPj4r';

  for (i = 0; i < 6; ++i) { msg += a; }

  msg += a0;

  msg += '4+Pi4r';

  msg += a;

  msg += 'Ljwr'

  msg += a0;

  msg += 'suPC0tLj4+'

  msg += a0;

  msg += '4tLS4=';

  return msg;

})();

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I got lost after the brainfuck part, gg. It was pretty amusing though.

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what brainfuck part? ;)

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lol, I ran the output through a base64 decoder and then ran that output through a brainfuck interpreter. I couldn't figure out what to do with that one though lmao.

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your avatar is the reason eyebrows the internet

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.......................

Goddammit

[I always love some good puns]

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GOOD REDINCE !

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http://i.imgur.com/mAQgTFH.png

Best

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I do not enjoy the fact that my latest pixel entry is a troll entry.

I must rectify this.

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Too meta, it won't get a lot of participation

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Dogs and worms are never a good combination :C

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I miss your previous bio Merio :'(

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WAIT

FUCK

I DIDN'T SAVE IT

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YES

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I'm in the barracks again

fuc yea

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Yeah, I like the idea of wearing glasses for the rest of my life.

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES F8CK

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do you hate our eyes or something

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I actually browse the site with my monochrome palette *wink*

Also I got the 0x80th comment on my profile eat that nerdz

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Holy heck id like to thank the academy for this incredible development

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mero, where u been?
we miss u ;-;

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I saw your messages from my notifs before going to bed (basically discord won't turn them off even if I'm signed out).

I'm doing well, finishing a few last things. You should see me there soon. I hope everyone's doing well too.

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Looks like someone didn't keep their colorful palette >:C

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~~That's why I haeitd that post because I haeit broken promises :)))))))~~

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wow

You could technically put this in a custom stylesheet but why would you want to lmao

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Blaze the Weednix everydai

BTW, Weednix always sounded like some fancy name for another Linux distribution for me xD

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It could be a Unix derivative, or it could be a pun on Blaze Heatnix (a boss from Mega Man X6)

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hey mero i approve of your bio

(i signed in to my botb for the first time in 6 months just so i could voice my approval of your bio)

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thx

btw I adjusted some things :)))))) ~~stupid line breaks~~

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kirbepis

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I liek myself

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I haeit myself

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Llllaawwwwlll... nailed it. Guuud shit bro. You were already one of my favorite botbr! Now it's pretty much a requirement hahaha. We need to smoke many a bowl if you ever cruise to up to California.
ヽ(⌐▨_▨)ノ♪♬ ┌(▀Ĺ̯ ▀-͠ )┐

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Hey thanks. I don't smoke (my name is misleading) but I hang out in the chats if you ever wanna talk.

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I wish I could liek that comment twice because it really does amuse me

IT'S 4:20

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blaze a cake 🔥 🎂 👽

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happy 420

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this bio has less fat but did you activate your almonds?

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Happy Blaeizday :DD

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falis botb cunfle ano

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precum boi burfday Something Happened

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happy 7th botburfday you idot >:C

well, in dog years hueuehhahah

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woah ! one year of blazin it

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Happy burfday to the weed doge

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happy bourbon and weed day

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birth

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happy weed day \.o./

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Yay :DDD

Thanks for the wishes, here's to another year.

btw I thought it would be pretty funny if I haeitd all your posts because people tend to liek their burfday posts and I'm doing the opposite hueaoeihoaoehajiuehaoih

Also I gave you all 4.20 boons

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@Threxx: My almonds are deactivated, teach me your ways senpai

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And yeah I actually appreciate the wishes, thanks all

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ilu sory i mist ur birhday

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Burfday's over so I liekd your comment instead

Thanks :))))

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mjäu :P

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holy shit friend you hit me right in the nostalgia with your Rustboro City cover. it's absolutely amazing <333

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Thanks, many people seem to have liked it which is great :))

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How much does a Weednix blaze

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Depends on how many floating rings you kill without dying in the lava

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w h a t

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If you've played Mega Man X6 you'll probably get it :):)::)

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henlo dog
helllo STINKY DOG
go eat a weed ugly

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pixel badge

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This comment is not a shitpost. Please take it seriously.

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wtf nice one

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reinstall discord you d0g >:C

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>:C

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hey gorgeous *pat pat* how you doin

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I'm doing well. I haven't felt like showing up in any chats though so that's why I'm not available anywhere else.

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Only on BotB™

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ok wel i mis u add me on skype just kidding i dont use that shit but if i ever do u wil b the first to get addid

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I'm on discord though, once I go back to it I could give you my tag. ~~Last time I used skype it was as unreliable as always so that's not an option anymore.~~

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This
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1995
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Please
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no
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steals

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borf

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bork

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<3

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these worms maps look great

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lmao it's a reference to a convo we had the other day

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aw dang it i can see things on this profile again >:C

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Nice

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The first person to haeit this post wins 100 boons

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You DUMMIES you were supposed to HAEIT THE POST NOT LIEK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am hacking botb to STEAL 100 BOONS FROM EACH OF YOU. That should teach you a LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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barfk barfk

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oink

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happy botburfday

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damn dude that's a rly rad avatar u look rly cool now

81981

Holy fuck what a nice avatar!

81982

sick avatar man! welcome 2 teh club

81983

That's one of the most excellent avatars I've seen in my whole life!!!

81984

Before you guys ask I am NOT talking to myself I just made a bunch of awesome new friends with this cool new animated avatar I made but they don't have BotB accounts yet so they're using mine. GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You think this is just a game, Mr. Hotstuff???

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It's Not A Game™, It's The Real Deal™™

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TFW no dankest dog anymore, rip ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-----------;;

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~~I miss it too it'll be back soon enough ;-;~~

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wow look at me i'm so cool now

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fellow kids

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fox kids
discovery kids

Uh....

pls help me out here lmao

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You fILTHY _fcuking dOG

I love yiu filthy dog , its dankest and memest and kekkest and bestest proifle pcituere!!

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what happened to your avatar d0g you were so cool >:C

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The coolness wore off and I lost all my new friends :c

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Super^script saves the^{day^again}

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4/20

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I AM DISSAPOINT
WHY IS 4/20 NOT YOUR BOTBURF

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Because I'm a _f00l very smart person and decided to join in january.

I wanted to celebrate my actual birfdei on 4/20 but shit happened so it's postponed again >:C

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feature request to give this man a weed aura

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YEA

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and yet i'm not even a pixelist

save yourself, get more badges before it's too late (also thank you!)

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>:C

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-_-

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happy botbirthday!!!!!!!!!!!

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O shit waddup

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O SHIT WADDUP

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Blank.fti

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Hey! OMG I love the Kirby logo on your profile page! <3
Actually I was thinking about you recently, hoping I could meet you online! W00t my wish came true.

How can we chat? I've started using IRC again recently.

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This weekend might work!

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aaaaaaa i love your new atavar

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also i miss you again

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also look i'm mighty

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hey check it out i'm mighty

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i'm glad we're allowed to spam for money now.

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They're actually dinopigs but that's besides the point

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D; i missed your posturd on the 1st!! no idea how. but yeah i actually realize it's "spend X boons to comment". the wording in my post above is surprisingly ambiguous. hahaha

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7/11

EDIT: LMAO THE POST NUMBER

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from /r/SubredditSimulator:

Dog receives 66 stitches after being wrongfully detained at Romanian airport, says ‘all good’ after his mother said he beat his roommate to death after dog attack

uau

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Sounds like something I'd do

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your comments section is now no longer 8-bit

87736

~~>:C~~

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BotB 7:11 on 7/11

I can no longer host an ohb due to this comment

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ROOF

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Mjau

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http://i.imgur.com/8sZCf7W.png

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huuahuahuaheouaohahu

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I will now proceed to commit evilness

EDIT: http://battleofthebits.com/barracks/Profile/TMM12/#post88888

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Dog, i have no hint of idea what went bad between you and Vil, but please don't be mad at each other unnecessarily :3

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3

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still best d0g

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I miss your cover arts :C

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I kinda miss making shit cover arts as well but I feel it doesn't pay off

Also I'm level 14 wow

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kek

94203

Hello There Good Sir, Did You Know That It Is Your Burf Dai Today

94208

O hey, this post was supposed to feature the most clever, intelligent, and funny birthday wishes ever known to mankind, but since my Self-Learning OctaTHread Wishes Generator (SLOTH WiG) isn't ready yet, a cat must suffice for now

🐈

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H,

IJWTLYKTIIYBDT, AIHIIGWFY!

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I Just Want To Let You Know That It Is Your Burf Day Today, And I Hope It Is Going Well For You!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}