love the characterization of these guys hahaha. very fun to read!

home alone really was aggressively slap-sticky wasn't it

u have no idea how it felt to open the folder and see files and files worth of binary names

"Hey, an html entry! Time to rate it!"

"Just gotta open up the zip file and-"

"... what the... why is there so much binary?!"

"oh dear..."

Lol this was fun to read. A choose your own adventure!!

Upper Decker Bandits, heck yeah

Also I love how supportive and unconcerned the parents are when they show up
"at least you got to make them little shits hurt a bit, right?" one of them says with a smile, patting your back. you nod. "good work slugger, and don't worry about the mess. that's why we got insurance!"

edit: LOL I found one of the story paths that explains why the bandits are thusly named