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JELLY BEAN
Lyrics and vocals by Usonsha (Demphys’ wife)
Music & back vocals by Demphys
Lyrics:
Once a kid from Riding Hood
Went to chill out in the woods
With a basket full of jelly beans.
In an hour he got lost
and while strolling, fingers crossed,
Eyed a bear fishing for sardines.
And he wished he’d remembered his father say:
Jelly beans
snack for teens
Beasts in the woods crave for meat.
Sunshine bliss
You will miss
Cause you look so yummy to eat.
Oh my god, the poor lad said,
In a moment I’ll be dead
and sprang forward with a piercing shriek.
Hapless bear dropped his snack
Suffering massive heart attack
And went floating down the gurgling creek.
The bear turned out to be a cowardly creature, otherwise…
Jelly beans
snack for teens
Beasts in the woods crave for meat.
Sunshine bliss
You will miss
Cause you look so yummy to eat.
Going on a hiking tour
Grab a friend or maybe two,
Never ever go unarmed alone,
And encountering a bear
Try to catch him unawares
Which may help to get you safely home.
And please remember the following
Jelly beans
snack for teens
Beasts in the woods crave for meat.
Sunshine bliss
You will miss
Cause you look so yummy to eat.