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All hail space kulor.
GREETINGS PATRON. I AM BARBOT. COULD I INTEREST YOU IN SOME ORGANIC LIFEFORM beverages?
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD WITH A joke. utilizing humor algorithm 6.1b please wait...
TWO HARDPANS OF THE COCKS EMPIRE WALK INTO THIS VERY establishment. THEY BEGIN TO CONSUME ALCOHOL AS QUICKLY AS I AM CAPABLE OF producing it. THEN THEY STOP completely. I THEN INQUIRED AS TO WHY THEY STOPPED SO abruptly. THEY RESPONDED THAT HARDPANS ONLY KNOW TWO speeds, ON AND OFF.
I HOPE I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY LIGHTENED THE mood. PLEASE ENJOY OUR ROBOTIC HOUSE BAND, CREATED BY OUR FOUNDER space kulor.