twas the night before christmas, and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse
because he wanted that cheese, he wanted that cheese bad
damn, he was so hot for some CHEESE!
but where oh where might he find that old cheese?
he was very upset, he was very unpleased
then down the chimney came jolly old saint chip,
who bellowed "the fuck you looking at, you beady eyed prick?!"
the mouse timidly asked where he might find him some cheese
but chip just said to figure it out himself "i don't do free gifts!"