annual taxes happened a few months late

125224

if the BotB bank is in the hole
then i decrease everyone's boons by
(how old botb is in years)%

never got around to it in may
just did it now

125228

just like real life

125229

looking for the nearest harbor to dump all my tea in

125273

ok, so this doesn't work the way i thought it did
apparently all botbrs' boons are cached in some arbitrary way that doesn't make sense to current me
so i removed the taxes from everyone's boons, but whenever a botbr gets some boons or nubs the cached_boons are overwriting the boons
which means i need to write a script to undo the taxes
and also remove this stupid useless boon abstraction layer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460935761303306251/743874728753627226/unknown.png

...so don't worry! real 2020 taxes are immanent!

125280

taxation is theft no step snek

125293

taxes really happened!!!

its a miracle!!

look out for the taxman in the future too!!!

125298

Thanks for explaining what’s going on.

125304

gimmie my b00ns back you fuckers! taxation without representation will not stand! what next? they gonna take our gunz?!?!?!??!?!?!

125305

next they'll take our badges

125306

"BotB took 4,290.93 boons from you"

My money!
MY MONEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!

125318

I got taxed :(
U bully

125320

$this->8====D

The Taxman Cometh!

125440

@kleeder, badges? We don't need no stinking BADGES!

125450

Encountered small bug, taxman only tells me my parents are died?

125591

Maybe the tax rate should depend on the current account balance of the BotBr?
That could build an incentive for BotBrs to invest their b00ns instead of hoarding them wHiCh Is BaD fOr ThE eCoNoMy!!1 :U

125727

i know!

( botb years old * botbr INF ) %

!!!!!

125745

dont give away the recipe to the sausage

now all i gotta do to avoid taxes is tank my inf right before taxes hit

...is what i would say if i werent an upstanding taxpayer

125768

ah yes this is very easy
*scrubs myself right before tax happens*

141468

awe HECK THAT DURN TAX MAN!!!

took 31,991.47 boons!!!

141473

kleeder, Teh humanity! x__0
BotB took 13,967.34 boons from you

i am poor now x.x

141476

puke7
"took 31,991.47 boons!!!"

That is almost 2x the amount of boons i have left

141478

wow, i thought being 6.89% of total taxes was a lot, but kleeder was 43.66%

141481

cant wait to get taxed 100% 84 years from now

141485

gosh dang it

141489

it took just enough that I'm below the hosting threshhold lmao

141567

feeling so patriotic 😍

141617

This reminds me that I need to do my taxes

170839

Tis the Ides of May and the Omnibus Bank of BotB is in the red.

The 18% boon tax of 2023 shall commence.

170840

NO THE TAX MAN TOOK MY B00NS THE RAT BASTARD

170842

oh

170858

antitrust lawsuit for anticompetitive behavior (keeping the rich rich and the poor poor instead of abolishing)

170868

don't worry! the bank of botb is an adult now as of a couple of days ago. since botb is a video game that means we can now hunt and kill the bank for sport!

170880

Yea it's called a batol. we just slowly kill the site by destroying it's storage capacity instead of shooting it directly.

170906

monopoly...

171102

i dont even know how to pay taxes