objectively the best one

one question lingers in my mind. Who IS this mr Penis?

i don't know who mr penis is, but there are 39 samples of this person speaking with him: https://freesound.org/search/?q=penis&f=grouping_pack:%222512_Mr.%20Penis!%22%20&s=%22score%20desc%22&g=1&advanced=&a_tag=&a_filename=&a_description=&a_packname=&a_soundid=&a_username=

lmao this is so good