34907
aliens dont appreciate teh bling either, gold is SOOO 90s dawg
"Thirty six year ago, America perjaculate Voyager satellite out of planethood. Voyager had Golden Record holding gobs of Gaia tunage to interest/tice/press aliens. Aliens want state-of-art mega-hip scene. But music on Voyager record is hundreds of years old! No synthesizer, no drum machine, no dance remix! No wondering that, in ten year, not a one alien has called! Aliens hear old tunage, puke out all kidneys from ear-pain. Say: “Gaia beings are coma-toast lamo Gilligans.”