sophisticated humour

i am an uncultured swine and i am offended by this ascii

This reminds me once when me and my family went to Finland to visit some relatives. We were pulled over just because we had a Swedish car! Seriously, they told us that we drove too fast, but of course they didn't want to show us the thingy that shows the speed, that's so fucking racist! Luckily, we didn't need to pay the bill, because everything was nonsense.