stretch goal achievedz~! +1 Please enjoy a bit more of the story:
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skinny witch: Mwweehehehe! Heaving honkers, here I come!
goo: *Yawn!* Oh! Heh... Hehe! Good morning, creator!
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skinny witch: WHAT THE FUCK?!
goo: Creator?
skinny witch: Auughh... What is THIS?! What went wrong? My spell was PERFECT!
goo: Oh..! *Giggle!* Thank you!
skinny witch: Was the griffin's milk bad? *Sniff sniff*
skinny witch: Bleauughh! *Cough cough* Oh man, that's halfway to cheese already.
*skinny witch gives the griffin's milk one more sniff for good measure
goo: ...Creator?
skinny witch: Did I use too many goobloids? I was only supposed to use two, but more IS always better...
goo: Creator, what is the problem? You seem so agitated.
skinny witch: YOU'RE the problem. I'm half a mind to dispel you right here and now.
goo: Oh, haha! You don't mean that.
*skinny witch gives an evil grin
skinny witch: Is that what you think..?
goo: But won't you tell me your name? I'm ever so excited to meet you!
skinny witch: Hrmph. YES. Tremble before the fearsome name of your maker! Lobelia Agatha Celeste Wolfsbane VI.
*Lobelia does a shy curtsy.
Lobelia: But my friends call me Lola.
goo: Hehe! OK, Lola! It's /
lob: FOOL. I have no friends! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Lobelia unleashes rowdy, mocking laughter; wide eyed and open mouthed. This continues for a good minute.
goo: That's no good... Having friends is important! Aren't they the best part of being alive?
lob: Hey, you. Quit making words. I'm trying to think over here.
goo: Ummf..! I... I have a name, you know.
lob: Oh yeaAaAaahh..? What is it.
goo: It's... Umm..? Uhhh...
*The goo scrunches sheepishly
lob: That's. What. I. Thought.
goo: It's..! Goo... Gohh... Hmmm... Guh-goo... Ah-! Gretta! *Giggle!* Yeah, that's it!
lob: Eww, what a terrible name. It suits you!
Gretta: That's..! Mean! And hurtful! Creator, that was not very nice at all.
lob: Cool.
gret: OooOooh-! Creator or not, you have no right to harass me like that.
lob: Actually, that gives me every right to harass you.
*Lobellia pinches Gretta's cheek condescendingly.
gret: I'm serious, Lola! This isn't funny.
*Gretta slams her hands angrily against the lip of the cauldron, but they just make cute squishy sounds.
lob: *Sigh* What a disaster... Hmm, maybe the spell did work?
lob: Maybe I have to eat all of you? Yeesh, that would take me all week.
lob: Maybe not? Maybe all I need is a bite..?
gret: *Gasp!* You wouldn't dare!
lob: Lighten up, would you? Besides... Honey, you've got plenty to spare.
gret: Ahh-! RUDE.
lob: That's me!
*Lobellia does a little pose.
gret: Well you absolutely will NOT be eating any of me and that's final.
lob: Fine, fine... I'd probably just barf you back up anyways.
lob: I have to at least try licking you, though. Just in case.
lob: And you better taste good, or I swear to Balajhara, I'm dispelling you.
gret: I'm not really comfortable with you licking me either. That's... I... Ack!
*Lobellia grabs Gretta at the shoulders.
lob: Would you quit griping and come here, this will only take a second.
lob: Hmm, how about right here on your cheek?
*Things probably start to get saucy after this. TOO HAWT FOR BOTB