First off, I cannot even BELIEVE that this got a 35.
Secondly, you guys deserve the lyrics.
Lyrics:
Smell
In a dark alleyway there is a man
If you ask him quite nicely he’ll show you he can
Provide a good time for the nasally keen
Just flip him a silver, he’ll show you what he means.
His little booth down in the heart of the village
such scents waft into your nose past the cartilage
the smells that you’ll smell will DESTROY YOUR WHOLE SOUL
THE SMELL OF YOUR BLOOD WILL MAKE SMELLYMAN WHOLE
SIX IN SIXTY THAT’S SIX SIXTY SIX
THIS SONG IS THE DEVIL’S WORK, ONE OF HIS TRICKS
THE SMELL OF BLACK SULPHUR WILL ASSAULT YOUR NOSE
FOR EACH SCREAM OF TERROR THE DARK LORD’S POWER GROWS
Taste
When I was young
My mother made such things for me to put upon my tongue
When I was young..ger.
Lasagna and clams
Sliced and canned yams
Even a sandwich of swiss and of ham
Freshly baked brownies
Whenever I’m down I know that I can always just eat!
My blood pressure’s 200 over 140
I miss my good health from my youth rather sorely
I’ll be dead in minutes, they’ve got snacks in heaven
Can’t wait to get my own hands on some leavened…
Bread.
Sound
(no lyrics)
Touch
(just sort of imitate stephen hawking and hope for the best)
Sight
OKAY I NEED TO ACTUALLY WRITE LYRICS THIS TIME
When I saw her from my chair walking into the room
By jaw hit the floor, and my dick went boom
The way her sultry curves caught the evening light
Baby let me tell you, you are out of sight
But I don’t want to leave this evening just with words
I want to bring you home with me and tell you words
About how great you look, ‘cause face it, that’s your qualification
For a position as the chief advisor, please be my reason for resignation
I want you to fondle my balls
I want to release on these walls
I want to please you inside
Please let me ride
you….
Life
Weird Guitar Solo