Lia
Level 23 Mixist
 
playability 
4th Σ5.360

 
visuals 
5th Σ5.591

 
concept 
7th Σ4.608

 
audio 
3rd Σ5.638

 
textual pants 
4th Σ5.369

 
The Legend of Giant Spinning Cock
 
  4th/14   Σ26.566   Jul 1st 2017 7:19am
 
 
You ready for some tough shit? It's an action platformer, mainly inspired by Mega Man and that one japanese browser game. And bunch of other retro platformers from NES era.

Guy moves with arrow keys. Z jumps, X shoots (X = buy if you're in shop)
Spacebar uses invulerability power-up (must be in a level)
The invincibility power-up was added like in the very last moment, it makes lot of things much easier.

Game has 4 main levels & each one has a boss at the end. For every boss defeated you get a skill point that you can spend on whatever ability you want. Beat all four and you shall finally encounter The Giant Cock ( 8===========D ) <--- looks like this but it also spins, super dangerous.

Chrome is the preferred browser this time but if you get it working and running smoothly on LagFox then ok.
But by default local stuff doesn't work in Chrome so you'll have to open it with the --allow-file-access-from-files flag. Either run it by cmd or create a shortcut to chrome.exe with that added in the end.

Also what else -- recognize the level victory tune? Yeah and gamepad workz too (maybe) so if you got one then I recommend to use it for authentic experience.
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87031
Level 23 Mixist
Lia
 
 
 
post #87031 :: 2017.07.01 7:32am
Here are some pro tips for the boss battles:

tank guy - get behind him, when he peeks shoot at his face as many times you can
flying turret ship - keep movin, when he flies above you if you are good enough you can read his shooting pattern and dodge it
the... uhh guy from level with green bg - if you stand completely still the spears are guaranteed not to hit you, though you better be ready to dodge his burst when he comes from below the ground
dj level boss - you have to destroy a lot of flying things and at the same time avoid the spikes on bottom which are pretty wanky but you should be able to tell when they are actually going to rise and when they are only trying to trick you. also there is a "secret" HP pack in the very left side
The Legendary Spinni9ng Cock - awful boss fight. it's like Touhou with semen. when he flashes blue he is vulnerable but you better not be on the top at that moment & sorry for making it piss easy with the falling HP packs... but it's probably better this way
 
 
87181
Level 17 Chipist
TMM12
 
 
 
post #87181 :: 2017.07.02 11:15pm
  
  andres, Jangler and Lia liēkd this
it took me seven hours and one broken controller to beat this game and i can conclude, as someone that has beaten battle kid 1 and 2 multiple times, that this game is friccin cheap as hell

nice

proof of my suffering http://imgur.com/a/C3VXb

also The Giant Cock looked like 3===========D and not 8===========D this is false advertising i want my money back
 
 
87184
Level 23 Mixist
Lia
 
 
 
post #87184 :: 2017.07.03 12:20am :: edit 2017.07.03 2:28am
  
  TMM12 liēkd this
That is impressive!

And my apologies for the cock, I had to use the less known alternative version because 8 was too asymetrical in the Comic Sans font so it looked like his other testicle was sunken in.

ALSO: I just noticfed that it always displays "The King" as your rank due to coding error, but it shouldn't. It was originally meant for a post-game content where you beat the harder NG+ versions of each stage after maximizing all your stats aftter the cock battle, but I left the NG+ out because had no time to implement it. So now you cannot see your real rank, oh well.
Another edit: Not all of the ranks
are actually broken but some of them are. I didn't bother testing any of the other ones because it's pain in the ass. The rank display is generally just a poorly coded mess and should probably be ignored lol.
 
 
87211
Level 28 Chipist
Jangler
 
 
 
post #87211 :: 2017.07.03 9:42am
  
  andres liēkd this
this kicks ass but it's also practically my least favorite type of game, so i didn't actually beat any of the levels. graphics were super good, sound was super good. i fell through a solid platform once which didn't seem very fair.
 
 
87457
Level 30 Mixist
tennisers
 
 
 
post #87457 :: 2017.07.06 7:47pm :: edit 2017.07.06 7:47pm
  
  Lia liēkd this
too masochistic and floaty for me but i can appreciate the effort put into it. i think i played for about half an hour
 
 

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