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This makes me want to get a really sweet teddy bear and go back in time and give it to my childhood self and tell him to cherish it forever!
The taxman brings a prediction!
"Yikes, the Omnibus Bank of BotB is in the red! Everyone will be paying 20% next May!"
Take a few minutes to listen to this song and think about your long lost companion and best fried who was probably exiled into the deep dark of the attic carving out the rest of his existence in a corner stuffed into some random box.
Wherever he might be, he still remembers the innocent times you spend together on all those exciting adventures - fighting dragons, having tea parties or just hanging out on a saturday morning watching cartoons. He never gave up hope that one day you might return and maybe for a short while dive back into the glorious adventures you both had. He's hoping to relive those sweet sweet childhood memories for a single precious moment.
Listen to this and remember that he misses you and he hasn't forgotten you and all he wants is to be held one last time.
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Well probably not because it's just a toy but wouldn't that be sad?
Anyway, cheers.