Your haiku reminds me of the time I was leaving a jam space with a guitar I'd just bought along with a hard case for it to go in. So glad I got the case, because I took a spill down the icy stairs and yeeted that thing. I can still vividly remember seeing it fly and slide across the parking lot haha.

you play guitar but have not yet submitted to any music battles? we will watch your career with great interest......