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This track is dangerously sexy
(although I don't really like how it ends :/ )
(although I don't really like how it ends :/ )
The hiking trip was growing dangerously unsexy.
Private Patrick spoke in a worried hush:
"Commander Klein, what can we do? The hikers are sweaty and flabby, dressed like old people, and their morale is plummeting!"
Commander Klein confidently stroked his blonde moustache and crossed his burly arms.
"It's time. Put up the skort signal."