I could have wrote this for hours. I do not think anyone else would appreciate that.

omg mex mysterio, christmas 02, the nostalgia

Count me among the niche crowd who could've kept reading: 90s wrestling AND an ego-driven (likely hormonal) guide writer with an axe to grind?! Every walkthrough brings back another mid-teens trope of walkthroughs for me and makes me smile.

When Rudy "Big Nose" Pastaspaghetti gives guys the Canadian Backscratcher to set him up for the finishing move, I always get goosebumps. I'LL NEVER FORGET LAST MAN STANDING '96.

I happily would have read something three times as long. While I've never followed pro wrestling directly, I find the exaggerated theatricality around it fascinating, and I also love humor based on long silly lists. I chuckled at several places while reading this, but the place I fully cracked up was the list of moves (and, in particular, "Manatee Strike").

(Some other lines I really enjoyed:
- "requiring even more smashing and rolling!"
- "See you in Poughkeepsie, BITCH."
- also the title, which is all I needed to convince me that this is the best professional wrestling video game of all time)

As it is, I'm afraid the actual walkthrough content here is pretty thin. But I love the tone of the writing -- there's something manic about it that the other "overenthusiastic teen" entries I've read so far haven't quite had.

Lol @ the callout of the unjust discrediting from GruffaloBoner81. That sentence alone made it feel like the author had a bone to pick and decided to write this walkthrough primarily to set the record straight, I love it.

I would like to be a fan of Big Money Expensive

another username reference felt spot on - xXxDarkSephiroth69xXx

Despite being short, this was entertaining. And agree with lasertooth re: the title, what a solid one haha