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Oct 23rd 2022 12:56am
babysitting the neighbor's 4 year old daughter
$10, easy money, she's already asleep
i'm cozy with dexter's lab on
i can smell the shiny new magic the gathering cards already
wait a sec
damn, she's awake...
says she wants a midnight snack
tell her to go for it, just grab something out of the fridge
moments later, crashing sounds from kitchen
wtf
there's a couple empty ketchup bottles on the ground
maraschino cherries too
she lookin kinda pale
is that a couple mosquito bites on her neck?
uhhh, kid, get back to bed please
minutes later she comes back out
now she says she's thirsty
really thirsty
yeah i guess i would be too if i downed a whole ketchup bottle
ok kid make it quick, you know where the fridge is
crashhhh
jesus christ what now
red footprints going up the wall
kid's sitting upside down on the ceiling
chugging a squeeze bottle of nesquik strawberry syrup
damn her hands gotta be super sticky to pull this off...
ok drinky time over, get back in bed
she scampers across the ceiling back to her room
yikes, she's definitely gonna need a bath in the morning
oh my god she's back
says she can't sleep, needs a huggle
sigh, ok, bring it in
chomps me right in the shoulder
doesn't hurt really at all, but wtf brat i'm telling your parents
kid finally goes to sleep, jeez what a night
dexter is so funny haha
wow, im getting pretty thirsty too...
dang she drank all the strawberry syrup
its ok, the parents will be back soon
they'll have plenty to drink
Beware monkey licks!