4ChannelsOfNoise
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Meet Tronk the Wizard
 
  4th/22   Σ28.865   Aug 27th 2025 11:05pm
 
 
Sometimes when you're tired and driving long stretches, like a 5 hour drive to the next city, you start to feel a little tired, so one method to try to wake yourself up is to crank up a little bit of high tempo rock. Maybe that's not enough, though, so maybe you blast the AC to shiver yourself awake a bit more. Sometimes that's still not enough, so you crack the windows open and let the wind physically hit you at high speed. My highway average is 80 MPH. One sec, I'll do the KPH conversion for you folks with more sensible measuring units. A bit over 128 KPH. Ok. Wow, that sounds even more irresponsible. ANYWAY, sometimes exhaustion has too strong a grip on you and the struggle to stay awake is a literal life or death situation because I'm not staying at another roadside no-tell motel where there'll be unlaminated wooden floors with all sorts of crap caked into the beam's grain and blood stained towels. I told them I wanted non smoking and they stuck me in a room that stinks of a chain smoker's last stand. So no, I will not stop to try and sleep. I'm waking myself up the way any hot blooded American would. I'm pulling over and DOING PUSH UPS.
Here's Tronk. He's never slept.

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223312
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mirageofher
 
 
 
post #223312 :: 2025.08.28 12:47am
oh jeez, fully coloured n everything!! :o
 
 
223321
Level 15 Pixelist
4ChannelsOfNoise
 
 
post #223321 :: 2025.08.28 7:18am :: edit 2025.09.02 7:52am
  
  retrokid104 liēkd this
yeah but I really should have planned for a background in the initial drawing :\


edit: EVERYONE, STOP CALLING IT "BUFF DANNY DEVITO"
 
 
223564
Level 28 Chipist
kilowatt64
 
 
 
post #223564 :: 2025.09.02 9:14am
  
  4ChannelsOfNoise liēkd this
I played a DnD campaign recently with a guy who multiclassed a Barbarian character as a Wizard, and the resulting character was pretty hilarious. Makes for a great comic idea
 
 
223599
Level 20 Chipist
retrokid104
 
 
 
post #223599 :: 2025.09.03 9:31am
  
  4ChannelsOfNoise liēkd this
danny glowup!
 
 
223780
Level 31 Chipist
damifortune
 
 
 
post #223780 :: 2025.09.06 10:17pm
  
  4ChannelsOfNoise liēkd this
aww tronk... we can find you a wizard outfit...

super well done! looks professional

not sure I have ever encountered the word "demesne" outside of final fantasy tactics hehehe
 
 
223868
Level 12 Chipist
HefkamazeR
 
 
post #223868 :: 2025.09.08 11:41pm
  
  4ChannelsOfNoise liēkd this
"magic and muscles"
 
 
223900
Level 28 Chipist
agargara
 
 
 
post #223900 :: 2025.09.09 6:47pm
  
  4ChannelsOfNoise liēkd this
wow, this is really PRO! so good!!

one thing I particularly like is that not only do you have a great punchline (literally) there's even a little bonus joke at the end that really sells it.
 
 
224016
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Sloopygoop
 
 
 
post #224016 :: 2025.09.12 8:29am
  
  mirageofher, Lasertooth and 4ChannelsOfNoise liēkd this
"I cast fist" lol

when I start hallucinating cartoon characters in the roadside darkness, I find somewhere to pull over for a driver's-seat snooze
 
 

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