not when i shift into MAXIMUM CLEARANCE

First Name: John
Middle Name: Hartmann
Last Name: Favourite
Date of Birth: TBA
Sex: I forgot...
Parents Date of Birth: I/Fo/r, g/o/t.
State Security Number: Not assigned.
State ID #: Not assigned.
Loyalty Program #: Null
Loyal Credit Score: Null

Blood Type: Rhnull
Number of bones: 192
Alignment of Teeth: Chaotic good
Toenail curvature: Full 360 degrees!
Lung extension depth: I don't have lungs.
Canthal Tilt: Neutral
Avg. heart rate on a Tuesday afternoon: Check my favourites count.
Medical conditions: None!

QUESTIONS:

1. Probably not
2. No
3. Yes
4. Not sure
5. NO!
6. NO!!!
7. I do it all the time.
8. No.
9. I have never hosted a combat event.
10. No.

Signature: ℐ.ℱ.

To get her we are teh juan!

I like the body horror angle, both humorous(humerus?) and disturbing

I love the question "have you or a loved one sustained any injuries as the result of a cataclysm?" as well as the size of the space allocated for "alignment of teeth".