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botbcore cringy dad hardass Mibri Periodical rap

And so I stood at a crossroads.

I had finished my entry and realized that in my hands was an incredibly embarrassing and cringy middle-aged dad rap.

And so I had a choice.

Carry this with me to my grave, protecting my sweet and savory reputation; or, submit it here for the hundreds--nay, thousands--nay millions of internet strangers to stumble upon for all eternity.

And really, that was no choice at all. Try your best or do your worst.

Special thanks to Alan aka Periodical and Mibri for valiant efforts to mix this chickenshit into chicken salad.

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