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Ahh the post-holiday slump, normally you would would be back in your corner office on the 127th floor, reconvening with the board, finalizing your prep for the next fiscal year and lurking by the water cooler with fresh gossip.. but in 2021, it's just another zoom call.. another email, the echoing cries of your inner self being quashed by stern pragmatism as you sit alone at your machine in silence.

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This was an alternate submission I was working on for Music of Late Capitalism, but didn't finish in time. Had to strip out some of the fancier GS stuff, but it still works with MSGS. Imagining this as the main lounge area music in a terrifying, corporate exclusive version of Second Life, where corpos could drink eMartinis and engage in remote social posturing.

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