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I have a problem. There is a 6 foot tall carnivorous insectoid alien living in my backyard. He wants to eat me but he can't do it unless I give him permission. He's currently trying to trick me into letting him eat me. He lives in this spooky shed in back. He has always been there, ever since I bought this mansion. I always knew he was there: he likes to party and drink every night with his roach friends but it was only recently that I realized that he was an insect.
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Anyway, he lives on a powerspot. It's the most powerful spot in my backyard. I would like to use this spot for good but he has taken up residence and is using it for his soul consuming ways. My dog likes him though. I think they are friends.
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Now it has crossed my mind that he isn't malevolent and I'm just scared of him for whatever reason but I don't want to take my chances. I would like to meet him but I'm afraid of what he would do to me.
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Any ideas?

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