A merchant approaches you! o__O
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only a powerfully exceptional individual would go the extra mile to add a cover pic of our lord and savior will smith to their botb entry WHILE we get to listen to said lord and savior grunting (in a divinely dope manner) over three different songs, TOTALLING FOUR MINUTES TWENTY SECONDS EXACTLY (THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING SEX NUMBER FOR ALL YOU NERDS WHO DONT KNOW THIS ALREADY) THE FIRST SONG IS A BANGER AND THE SECOND SONG IS EVEN BETTER AND THE THIRD ONE IS A DELIGHTFUL DESSERT WITH A SNIPPET OF AN OBSCURE INTERVIEW FROM A SHOW CALLED RED TABLE TALK HOSTED BY JADA PINKETT SMITH I KNOW THIS NOW BECAUSE I WAS UTTERLY COMPELLED TO SEARCH FOR OTHER MIRACULOUS IDEAS HIDDEN INSIDE THIS ENTRY, I LEARNED ABOUT THIS THROUGH A DAILYMOTION VIDEO, NOT OF THE INTERVIEW PER SE, BUT I KID YOU NOT, A FUCKING SCROLLING TEXT PLAY BY PLAY """"NEWS"""" ARTICLE IN BADLY BROKEN ENGLISH (AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS ENGLISH) OF THE EPISODE IN QUESTION. PEOPLE GET PAID TO MAKE THIS SHIT. I NOW HAVE TOASK MYSELF WHY WOULD I (OR ANYONE) CARE ABOUT A PARTICULARLY OLD CELEBRITY MARRIAGE FROUGHT WITH ALLEGED CHEATING AND SO VERY MANY MEMES? STUNNED, MY THOUGHTS NOW RETURN TO TRISTENDO'S EXCELLENT ENTRY AND REALIZE THAT, DESPITE ITS UNDENIABLE QUALITY, AND, INDEED, BECAUSE OF IT IS A POOR CAPSTONE FOR THE NASTY ASS YEAR THAT WAS 2020
