Beware monkey licks! 
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[05:35] <golgi> Once upon a time there was a cutie little bird. her name was chirpy and she was just happily chirping along in the forest ^o^ then one day a big snake with stupid thick hipster glasses showed up and blocked her way. he showed chirpy an apple and said "hey listen to this podcast you lower life form" chirpy was sad and started crying and said nooooooo please dont make me do this. the evil hipster snake was like no and shoved the apple in her mouth. the chirpy proceeded to choke violently and get a huge ear infection. aaaaaaaa wtf this podcast nooooooooooooooooooo!!!! exclaimed chirpy in extreme pain. then, the hipster snake took the piping hot starbucks coffee he was holding and poured it all over chirpy. "die non apple scum" he exclaimed. chirpy was crying even more as she started to suffer third degree burns and lose her feathers. "hahahaha you will listen to my podcast now!!!!!" said the evil hipster snake while slapping chirpy with his iphone and his money. chirpy couldn't take it anymore so her only option was to shove herself into the snakes mouth and then the snake ate her. the end.
