If you don't chime in, James, I am going to start a secret diary on your profile page.

2021-03-18 Today I did not see the squirrel. Temperatures outside were cold, though, so maybe it wanted to stay inside for the day.
2023-02-23 Summer is officially here, unofficially. In any case, I wear a loincloth.
2023-04-15 Still rockin' the loincloth. I haven't even washed it once.