what if you went to aldi and bought 20 steaks? just so you could cook the steaks and then regurgitate them? what if you steaked the fridge aldi your dollar store?

I just put poop in my fridge in a small tupperware container to smear on various foodstuffs. Quite frankly, I think it adds to the flavor profile of so many dishes and I'm surprised Mr. Ramsay himself hasn't considered it in one of his Michelin starred restaurants.