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Lyrics:
Oh I'm a vampire. I'm gonna go for a run! Oh boy, I sure hope nothing bad happens to me. I'm a vampire and I'm goin for a run. I'm havin a great time goin for a run. Uh oh! What the heck is that? How come I'm on fire?? Oh no!! The sun's followin me! The sun's running right behind me, and I'm on fire! Oh, boo hoo! What's gonna happen to me now? Well I'M gonna HIDE in the OLE CRICK! I'm gonna... I'm gonna submerse myself in the ole crick. That sure is a way to cool off on a hot sunny day when you're a vampire! Oh no, the ole crick is flowin out of the church, and it's ALL holy water, and now I'm on fire TWICE. What am I gonna do with myself now that I'm on fire twice? How could this possibly get any worse? Well HERE'S a thought... How about I just bury myself in a big ole hole? Now that I'm buried in a big ol hole, I got no choice but to STOP bein on fire. Well, that's what you thought, but turns out that this here is consecrated soil upon which the lord did anoint thyself with the blessings of the high heavens, and I'm now on fire three separate times. Can you believe it? Oh, I... get back up and I keep goin for a run cuz, y'know, bein on fire aside, the doctor says I gotta get my physical activity up if I'm gonna make it to 873, and so I, I'm gonna keep runnin and the sun's right behind me, and I'm-I almost made it- I'm gonna make it, I'm just - a little more, and then- AWW, I'm through the castle gates now, oh boy I, ah, throw open the door and shut myself inside! And now there's no more sun... And I'M- (whatever, man) I'm alive.
vlog of the entire process start to finish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqIKzy4HdkM
Oh I'm a vampire. I'm gonna go for a run! Oh boy, I sure hope nothing bad happens to me. I'm a vampire and I'm goin for a run. I'm havin a great time goin for a run. Uh oh! What the heck is that? How come I'm on fire?? Oh no!! The sun's followin me! The sun's running right behind me, and I'm on fire! Oh, boo hoo! What's gonna happen to me now? Well I'M gonna HIDE in the OLE CRICK! I'm gonna... I'm gonna submerse myself in the ole crick. That sure is a way to cool off on a hot sunny day when you're a vampire! Oh no, the ole crick is flowin out of the church, and it's ALL holy water, and now I'm on fire TWICE. What am I gonna do with myself now that I'm on fire twice? How could this possibly get any worse? Well HERE'S a thought... How about I just bury myself in a big ole hole? Now that I'm buried in a big ol hole, I got no choice but to STOP bein on fire. Well, that's what you thought, but turns out that this here is consecrated soil upon which the lord did anoint thyself with the blessings of the high heavens, and I'm now on fire three separate times. Can you believe it? Oh, I... get back up and I keep goin for a run cuz, y'know, bein on fire aside, the doctor says I gotta get my physical activity up if I'm gonna make it to 873, and so I, I'm gonna keep runnin and the sun's right behind me, and I'm-I almost made it- I'm gonna make it, I'm just - a little more, and then- AWW, I'm through the castle gates now, oh boy I, ah, throw open the door and shut myself inside! And now there's no more sun... And I'M- (whatever, man) I'm alive.
vlog of the entire process start to finish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqIKzy4HdkM
