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absurd descriptioncore longcatislong

"son, it's time to sleep, go to bed!"
"mom, just one more level :("
" o k "

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Scientists from NASA seem to have received a mysterious message which seems to come from Proxima Centauri. Your mission is to go to Proxima Centauri, the nearest neighbor star, and look at it... Yeah, I know it's very stupid. But, I mean, Dish Sattelit told you to. He's the goddamn CEO. You have to do it, he might give you a beer or two when you come back. If you come back...

Wait, the travel takes up 73000 years? Well, at least by the time you arrive there, we will have teleporting mechanisms, at least that's what the tarot guy said last Monday. So you will get back to Earth fast enough. You'll have around 5 seconds to look at the star before you come back. Be warned, it might be very disappointing. Our calculations were not that precise, you may arrive at a wrong location. Oooh, yeah, that LA cocaine was tops. Well, off to go, buddy, bye!

Controls:
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ESC to leave? Uhh.. I am afraid to tell you, but there's no boosting, nitro, stepping on the gas, going faster. You just need to wait. You know how they say, patience is a virtue.

Nope, there are no easter eggs. I was too lazy to make any. There may be a glitch or two because I didn't have time to test it out fully (xD)

This game would be perfect for speedrunning!

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