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legit the most colorful entry out of all the rest in this format. that said, that fir tree is a sacred relic, the last of the remaining "deserted island douglas firs of awesome epictude" so you better not make a raft out of it
The taxman brings a prediction!
"Yikes, the Omnibus Bank of BotB is in the red! Everyone will be paying 21% next May!"
awaiting rescue on the ol "island with a douglas fir tree on it for some reason"