Level 25 Grafxicist
musescore
12th/18
coziness
282nd Σ4.042
decorativity
271st Σ4.326
adventism
220th Σ4.495
chimney smoke
287th Σ4.334
snowballs in pants
311th Σ4.139
inspire yourself. (to eat chocolate)
DAY 17 OF 25
we, at botb confectionary co., are here for you. and that's why we're making chocolate for you this christmas season: for the ones in your life. for the achiever; the dreamer; the touchdowners. but also, for the wildlife who would totally enjoy our selections of fine chocolates. look at this cute monkey. here's some stock footage of our planet, to show you that we care. we're definitely not using factory farms and below minimum wage labor to make this lovely lovely chocolate. no sir.
you can buy our chocolate, and have a good time with it guaranteed. if you don't, we'll find you. y'know, christmas is...a feeling. we feel it in the air, it's all around us. santa is real, and you're breathing his blood right now. he says to me sometimes, that botb confectionary chocolate:tm: is the best thing about christmas, because we surgically stuff the santa in there. it's amazing.
botb. inspire. be. eat chocolate now!
i read the bitpack and immediately thought of another major or two so i ended up doing corporate schlock lol
this was fun, would hate to hear this in an actual ad someday
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