I think that the low effort 'shitpost'-like entry joke has gone well past its prime.
I feel that continuously posting entries that are excessively low effort (and in this case excessively long as well) for the sake of being excessively low effort is something that shouldn't be happening at this place, even to the point of it discouraging me to make entries.

I am not a moderator but I would kindly ask you to stop posting this kind of material.

^ i am, and i endorse this! please don't use this account to break the rules.