azurglade
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an unfortunate testicle balls saga
 
  3rd/15   Σ26.618   Feb 28th 2022 11:42pm
 
 
a very sad story. made in 2hb esque time restraint just now. lyrics down below
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153127
Level 24 Mixist
azurglade
 
 
 
post #153127 :: 2022.02.28 11:44pm
  
  Viraxor and nightmoth liēkd this
your girl sucking on my tennisballs i dont care who knows
man that clown pussy incredible flower squirts all night long
me and bobo just honk til dawn
you need sleep? heard that it aint for the strong
i just took a bunch of ambien, need that circus dong
yeah
silly time with azurglade
smoking crack and drinking raid
i just curved another they
only clown twinkies for may
as for tricks i got the best
do kickflips while having sex
man this shit might sound too normal this just like 100 gecs
all i do is skeet, smoke weed, and jack my meat, i tried to plant my seed, turned into another me
ill pass mic in just a second prayin that it rains pedestrians im like shakespeare im a thesbian
turn your girl into a lesbian
Yo Its Azurglades Son
I Think Im The CHosen ONe
Always Burp And Fart And Stunt
Waddle Like A Halo Grunt
I Turn Down The Other Cunt
Ur My Silly Number 1
Let Us Have A Clowny Wedding
And Ride Off Into The Sun
okay that got kind of weird
you know this is just a joke right
i'm not a clownphile i have a real wife
dont go too far into the bit right
got a night light installed in my balls
so i dont get scared my dick will bite me
when the power goes out and i have to pee
and the candlelight is scary
oh fuck how do i change the battery
i may have failed to think this through
i may need the light removed
stop kicking my balls with your hsoe
Oh my bobo you're so sweet
here's some roses just to keep
I am smitten with your honks
Keep you happy no matter the cost
Let us move to a clown cottage
Far away from all the drama
Let our clown love be eternal
Squirt my face forever after
Fuck i may have made a monster
I wanted you to become a doctor
Not a Fucked up clowncore freak
WIth no goals of which to speak
I'm so angry I'm doctor seusse
I could not would not with a goose
You are no longer my son
I'll go make another one
hi im lil azur the third
i like to look up at birds
and gaze deeply at the stars
oh this world is so bizarre
it's so silly if you notice
all the little sprites and goblins
what a lovely little earth
thank you for giving me birth
DAMMIT my secondborn is fruity!!!
who will uphold my joke duties
when i finally become old?
god i don't know where to go
do i just try to live forever
make it now or make it never?
yes, i think that's what i'll do
i'll go funnier times two
doing this one off the dome uhh
shitty balls fuck shitty poopy
scooby doobert hock a loogie
dumped my gf she had cooties
putting suds upon some boobies
watching 3d movies in a jacuzzi
this is exhausting dont think i can do it
i need to power through i cant lose it
i put my stinky little balls upon your smelly stanky face
i need to make a joke right now or its the end of the human race
i didnt tell you this before but the stakes are kind of enormous
its some serious elder god shit
if you don't laugh the earth's exploding
so turn those smiles up to 11
deliver us to funny heaven
i can do this i was chosen
fuck my stupid failure sons
i gotta handle this one solo
jump on your head like super mario
smoking endo gamecube nintendo
like eminem do i use the pencil
im in this clown still and it stupendus
like geddy lee by rush xanadu
im on a dart im on a xan or two
its my directive my joke's infected
no rhyme or reason, im bald as hell bitch
i must defeat this, stonefaced cthulu
and save the world, and my stupid children
im rapping faster to earn your laughter
the water's rising my hearts imploding
shitty poo balls poo i cannot take it
honk honk beep beep pressures tremendous
but i can do this i raise my dick tip
right to the heavens, and fuck above us
right in gods anus, so he will save us
from jimmy fallon and jokes about among us
 
 
153140
Level 25 Mixist
Vav
 
 
 
post #153140 :: 2022.03.01 9:09am
  
  Viraxor, petet and azurglade liēkd this
jesus this is
 
 
153169
Level 8 Playa
Batticus
 
 
post #153169 :: 2022.03.01 3:14pm
  
  Viraxor and azurglade liēkd this
NANI!? Naze? Touch touch luck is mine!

Clap clap, applause, clap clap clap!

...it really is...
 
 
153585
Level 7 Criticist
wyrdash
 
 
post #153585 :: 2022.03.12 2:52am :: edit 2022.03.12 2:53am
  
  Viraxor liēkd this
this is good :) the autotuning is really nice
 
 
153589
Level 24 Chipist
DefenseMechanism
 
 
 
post #153589 :: 2022.03.12 7:42am
  
  Viraxor liēkd this
this is next level
 
 
153651
Level 24 Chipist
Viraxor
 
 
 
post #153651 :: 2022.03.14 2:59am
my speakers are bugged now. nice job!
 
 
178101
Level 13 Mixist
Remynfv
 
 
post #178101 :: 2023.10.22 9:09pm
  
  azurglade liēkd this
i wasnt even on the site when this was made but i have been quoting this non-stop for months. i swear to god every other line is a mastapiece.
 
 

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