imagine, if you will, 2A03 + MMC5, and an overt reference to Sconal Shift later on
also imagine a sitcom airing at 8PM AST, starring several scones of varying amounts of baked-ness (see: twice and thrice-baked, stoned, and sconed). The show revolves around the complex web of relationships and lies between the scones, and in each episode a scone is encrusted with glistening gems and crowned the monarch of Scotland (using the stone of scone (which is a real thing, (as far as i can tell) look it up) of course). Of course! of course... anyway the show doesn't last for more than a season (it was too cerebral for the frothing masses, go figure), so the only evidence that it has ever existed is this song. Plus, i just wrote this song AND this description so it really doesn't seem like it exists at all, huh. how aboot you just use your imagination then eh ya rascal. sorry.
