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XIAOPENG Male enhancer capsule
Fitness experts everywhere are advertising Xiaopeng male enhancement capsules, the first FDA-approved supplement with an included Bandai Wonderswan companion application. The cartridge uses wireless RFID technology to emit therapeutic bioresonances that enhance the capsule's muscle growth output and orgone (sexual) energy generation. The audio is encoded with XIAOPENG's proprietary Xiao peng Encoder Pro codec, the first NIST-standardized method of encoding healing bioresonances and orgone (sexual) energy into digital audio form. The newest version of the encoder software retains a higher throughput of orgoneic (sexual) energy than ever before.
This capability is ONLY possible on Wonderswan ! ! !
THE CAPSULE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE CAPSULE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE CAPSULE.
The cartridge may emit radio frequencies exceeding the FCC Controlled Exposure Limits
Users not accustomed to therapeutic bioresonance sounds may feel nauseated after listening to them without repeated exposure
-XIAOPENG research & innovations Co., Ltd
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