The cryptic Scone Scrolls tell of a singular mystical being, residing deep among the wind-chilled boughs of an ancient wood. They also tell the tale of a forgotten adventurer, known simply as "Fleem", who once braved the wretched cold in a quest to discover what secrets this mystical being held. What Fleem found in the dark heart of that forest is unclear, as upon his return he merely uttered these words before vanishing into history:
"Hell hath no fury like a fairy sconed." -Fleem
The Scone Scrolls are cryptic, as I previously mentioned, and so what exactly Fleem witnessed in that terrible tangle remains a mystery to this very day. However, the scrolls are very clear about one particular detail: scones were somehow involved in the whole situation. I mean, they are called the "Scone Scrolls" so that fuckin makes sense i gues