Level 22 Chipist
Description
9th Σ5.025
Vision
12th Σ4.378
Mission
11th Σ4.088
Fusion
12th Σ3.670
Intermission
8th Σ4.211
The Bells Toll for Thee ALIEN SCUM!!
INVASION DENIED!!
As the RADICAL John Doe-osaurus, part Robot, part Dinosaur, part Human, punches the last alien to death with his TOTALLY WICKED dinosaur tail, he looks out the window of the invaders ship seeing it enter into earths atmosphere, as the Oxygen starts to run out he ponders what it must have felt like to have your ass kicked by the most wicked-badass 80's action hero ever. He then runs to the helm to pilot the ship into the ocean, and then quickly jumps into the escape pod with only 3 seconds left on the self destruct sequence!
Our hero gracefully (but also MANLY) falls towards earth, where upon he is welcomed with 80's guitar riffs and tons of hot babes. THE END
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