Lint_Huffer
Level 19 Mixist
 
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That Terrible Pirate Game You Played On Summer Vacation
 
  281st/321   Σ17.924   Jul 19th 2022 9:04am
 
 
You remember every excruciating minute like it was yesterday. On vacation with your family. Your jerkweed little brother took your games out of your suitcase to make room for his G.I. Joes. You didn't notice until you were in the car on the highway. It took all the whining you could muster for your parents to agree to buy you one game at the weird tourist rip-off spot near the hotel. It was made by Sachen or some trash-tier crapware company. It was terrible. You knew it would be terrible. You had to play it anyway. You had no choice. It rained every day. You kept your headphones in so you wouldn't have to listen to your brother breathing. The game only had one song. You will never forget it...
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post #158937 :: 2022.08.01 10:35am
  
  damifortune and Lint_Huffer liēkd this
You really nailed the crapware vibe lol
 
 
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post #158989 :: 2022.08.03 6:49am
  
  Lint_Huffer and Firespike33 liēkd this
really funny stuff!
 
 
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th4 D34D
 
 
 
post #160070 :: 2022.08.25 3:05pm
Yuup this is it for sure.
 
 

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