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Captain, I'm getting a temporal distortion field on our port nascelles.
Seems like a visual manifestation of....the evening of the 24th of december!? It's.... running in a extremely prolonged curve!
On screen ensign. Our worst fears could be imagined here.
Toroidal... interesting, but what's that reading? Looks like a EM frequency. Why would it..?
Didn't pay attention to your ancient history lessons at academy, huh? I believe friends, that we may have some audio inbound. Maybe even a message.
Hooooold on... trying to compensate against the distortion from the field....*tappity tap* just adding some chromatic filtering. That should just about do it.
Ok I have it.
Lets have the signal in our comms please
(audio plays)
Uh..can you clear it up?
Sorry, but it seems, it seems it was built to sound this..
Bad?
It appears so? *shrugs*
(audio continues)
Uh..... but isn't that?...
So That's where he's been. I can't believe it.
It can't be..
Gentleman can we argue the rationality of this later???... Lieutenant, Activate protocol Santa Delta Five Six.
Captain, we can't pos-
I dont think we have the-
Do it Lieutenant! He may have all the time in the world but we don't!