So for those who don't know, I had some computer troubles. Took fifteen minutes to render... strange, but whatever, still had plenty of time to submit. And then I noticed my file was a few hundred kb too large. Accidentally exported at 320. Panicking, I tried to get a smaller render and my computer just absolutely chugged along. Submission time passed, but hey, latist's curse, it's fine... and then it was revealed that Advent can't accept latists for reasons beyond our control. Very large thank you to kleeder and puke for ensuring my efforts were not in vain.
Anyway, I had a story written but at this point I'm hard pressed to remember all of the details. I shoulda written it in a text doc instead of the upload form, so for now I'll just say it's a track about you (santa) having a rocket propelled grenade launcher and delivering to everyone on the truly naughty list. See it's like.... it's like a double entendre cuz its annRPG but also you have an RPG.... anyway.
Song is all SNES and N64 soundfonts + Yamaha MU50 (of XG format fame) for drums and a few other sounds here and there, truly a fake chip if I've ever heard of one.