the checklist is indeed a joke, of course!
and the title is a joke as well (the context was that very probably the battle would not get enough entries for not losing boons, which sadly actually happened) - i was expecting that, assuming that you actually added that info in the lyceum about randomize_fsound (specially that part "Is this useful in any way? Who knows!") you might recognize the result (and perhaps i was the first using it?) - and as that sounded a bit like "nitrofurcore", why not submitting that? i really believed that i wouldn't get any kind of ailment if you got any fun from that
and indeed i'm curious about checking the limits of this format, and humbly trying to help on tools for that (which didn't start yet), and trying to help this format being more popular and accessible
and sorry about the exaggerated complexity/trickiness/creativity/etc on such joke