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  4th/84   Σ29.493   Apr 17th 2021 8:01pm
 
 
PIGEON REPORT: 56
Getting my pigeon military in place is an admittedly slower process, than that of which I had first suspected. While nourishing cadets is an easy task, training them to be attentive, when doing formation practice is still a work in progress.
Not all is a loss however, I have noticed that they are responding at a much higher rate, when attempting to communicate via the Yamaha PortaSound PSS-570.
I believe there are however, more effective means of communication, that the passage of time will show me the answers to. It is my personal belief that pigeon "coo" sounds contain secret waveform properties that are being modulated in frequency. Further analysis will allow me to further test this hypothesis.

PIGEON REPORT: 1556
At last, the breakthrough we've been looking for.

With the newest patches, and hardware modifications, including the FM Driver 5.6 chip, the "Humeon Prototype Model" is showing to be much more responsive to input data, as well as having a far superior secondary battery life, in the event of signal loss of its main wireless output, to that of its predecessor.

With so much technology built to suit that of homo-sapien design, pigeon's have had a consistently difficult time, handling both artillery and construction gear alike. While cybernetic hands have helped somewhat, control through the beak has shown to greatly improve their reaction time, by 15.56%, a significant number on the battlefield.
The Humeon Mech's will additionally act as an excellent armour, and most importantly allows for not only pigeon sympathizers, but pigeon elites themselves to enter congress, and work into positions of authority, so as they may undermine opposing military efforts, and give away key locations that my pigeon legionaries can use to their advantage.

Mass production is scheduled to begin in 17 days time, with more trials to be taken, in the coming 10 days.

The prisons the humans have made for keeping pigeonkind have served us well, as bases in which to use for research purposes, studying the humans, developing technology that shall undo them, and putting us in perfect position for a siege. We are not as contained as they may think.

PIGEON REPORT 1856

Operation P.I.G.E.O.N is now 3 hours underway. Many of the British aviaries and birdhouses have made for effective bases, and now the prison becomes a weapon to mankind.
Of all 400 million pigeons, 200 million have been sent towards the British Isles, for a swift exchange in power, so as to not allow for any periodic weakness that the other nations may capitalize on.

The ballistic woodpecker missiles have sank an estimated 16 warships so far. Casualties in pigeons lie at about 8219.The *Liberators* aka, FM Blaster equipped Humeon Mk.II have already converted a calculated 7563 humans within the last hour alone. Hence numbers will replenish as humans are slowly converted from Human-Pigeons into full Pigeon form.

The Trojan Cats and Robo-Pigeons have greatly aided the efforts in taking major cities, and London is expected to fall in no longer a time than 3 days and 13 hours.



PIGEON REPORT 2562


With the Bedrohlich Sukaimasutā: Great Pigeon War Blimp operating at 256%, it can now be maintained in the sky indefinitely, with no limited time period, and thanks to the TC-Restore Programs success, no need on refuelling for a calculated 156 years.

As the main base of operations, it is the sky throne that oversees the world from above. Protected from missiles with several layers of PSG-Gravity Force shields, and an entourage of turrets, the most deadly weapon is its PCM-Pigeon Cannon, a downwards beam that can obliterate 10km's of land at mass output setting.

I believe that the pigeons are finally a great flight closer to their ultimate purpose. With the Great Pigeon War now a year in the making, half of the human populace either exterminated or transformed into pigeons themselves, expectations on a conclusion to this conquest are expected in the coming months.

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140424
Level 32 Chipist
kleeder
 
 
 
post #140424 :: 2021.04.18 3:00am
  
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yo holy shit wtf
 
 
140620
Level 30 Chipist
TristEndo
 
 
 
post #140620 :: 2021.04.21 9:57pm
  
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This is hella SIIIIIICCCCKKKKKK! great job OPM!!!!
 
 
140726
Level 23 XHBist
CastleNes
 
 
 
post #140726 :: 2021.04.25 12:17pm
  
  OminPigeonMaster liēkd this
ahahah
 
 
140793
Level 29 Mixist
goluigi
 
 
 
post #140793 :: 2021.04.27 3:10am
  
  OminPigeonMaster liēkd this
can u illustrate a childrens book thx
 
 
141345
Level 30 Chipist
OminPigeonMaster
 
 
 
post #141345 :: 2021.05.08 6:30pm
Daaaarn I'd love to do that Goluigi xDD
Thanks Cas, Trist, Kleed :D
 
 

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