a tribute to this wonderful man https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1543947982814552064

lyrics:

you got that mean old chicken
he came running over here
he started doing his chicken thing
and then I dropped my beer
he ran and tried to peck me
so I took a big ol swing
I knocked him in the head real good
and dragged him out the ring

ohhhh ohhhhh
you got me runnin from the chicken po po…

I turn around next thing I know
the pigs were at my door
they said you filed some papers
tried to even out the score
I ran on down the road
yellin “catch me if you can”
the hogs were chasin after me
didn't know i had a plan

ohhhh ohhhhh
you got me runnin from the chicken po po…

I swam on down the creek
and then I hid way outta sight
the pigs they fin’ly found me though
and then they read my rights
now I'm locked up in the jail
chickens dyin every day
at churches, popeyes, KFC…
those chickens are just meat to me

ohhhh ohhhhh
you got me runnin from the chicken po po…